Shopping Time pt 2

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Recap: The Harris' are inside the Mercedes mini van on their was to the mall.

T.I: look here kids,when we get to the mall make sure you guys 1,do not run around that mall like you ain't have no got damn sense. Because...

Everyone: We are Harris' and we be the smartest in the hood *snaps fingers*

T.I: that's right, and 2: do not, and I repeat, do not! Under and circumstances, what so ever, shop like there is no damn tomorrow.

Zonnique: Pops what you mean? You said we can spend as much as we want.

T.I: what?! When did I say that? Girl stop frontin.

Major: hey daddy, how much do we spend? *eating Cheetos*

T.I: Well son, *turns to major* I -...Hol up, who said you can eat my Cheetos?!

Major: *his mouth full of Cheetos* Mwessiwah Dwid ( Messiah Did )

Messiah: what? No I didn't, I said DO NOT take pops Cheetos.

T.I: well Major, that is coming out of your spending money

~POP-UP~

T.I: So, I'm in the car with the family, and I notice that Major was eating my Cheetos. That lil nigga, I know what your thinking, "he is so cute though Tip, leave the boy alone" i mean, of course he is cute, I made him *smiles* but my family know, that if you eat my Cheetos, then, it's about to go down, but since major is only little I'm gonna let him off, this time

~END OF POP-UP~

T.I: okay, we here, everybody, get out my damn van!?

Yn: damn dad, who pissed in you cornflakes?

T.I: I didn't have cornflakes today, I had me some lucky charms!

Yn: Right...

(At the mall)

Tiny: Okay y'all what store we hittin first?

Deyjah: Ooh lets go TJ MAXX

Yn: Forreal doe, that's my store

T.I aight yall, leggo!

The family hustle start walking to TJ MAXX when a couple of cute guys walk up to Yn

Cute boy #1: hey, you are Yn Harris ain't you?

Yn: yes I am

Cute boy#2: aye mami, you lookin sexii in that crop top *winks*

T.I: look here mister, your eyes must be having reflexes, because I know you ain't just wink at my baby girl

Yn: *whispers* Dad, stop, they are cute

T.I: Girl I don't care if they were even Chaning Tatum, look here boys, I do not ever want y'all lookin at her like that, ya hear?

Boys: yes sir

Yn: *mouths* i'll call you

Boys: *smirkin*

T.I: let's go Yn.

Tip and Yn catch up with the family.

Tiny: ok, everyone, y'all grab some baskets and get to shopping,

Everyone grabs a couple if baskets and start shopping in little groups, the groups are...

Yn, Zonnique and Deyjah. Domani, Messiah and Tip. Tiny, Major and King

(With Yn Zonnique and Deyjah)

Yn: hey y'all look, in finna get this sexy ass top. -picks out a black crop top that says dope in white-

Deyjah: Yn you know dad ain't gonna let you get that

Zonnique: Fr Fr

Yn: why not?

Zonnique: girl look how short that is!

Yn: well I'm gonna get it anyway.

Deyjah: Oooh check out these Tims

(With Domani Messiah and TI)

T.I: Boy put that down

Domani: why? Messiah tell me what's wrong with this? -Shows Messiah a tye die top-

Messiah: I mean, it depends on what you will wear it with

Domani: these army pants

T.I: Son, your dressing senses are just terrible

Domani: fine

Messiah: aye check out these Timberlands

(With Tiny King and Major)

Tiny: Boys, what do y'all wanna buy?

Major: I wanna buy the WHOLE store!

King: No Major, you can't do that.

Tiny: let's get y'all some more Tims

Major: like the ones I'm wearing now?

Tiny: what colours do y'all want? You got brown, black, blue, beige

King: which ever one is nicest.

Major: after can we go foot action or Champs

Tiny: sure thing buddy.


The family meet up 30 minutes later and they all look at each other and start laughing.

Zonnique: Loool we all got the same Tims, now that's what in talking bout

T.I: Yn, there is no way you are getting that *pulls out the black crop top*

Yn: why not?

T.I: Because I said.

Yn: Dad! please!

T.I: fine, but don't come home pregnant anytime soon.

Yn: thanks!

T.I: let's go pay guys.

Domani: You mean, you go and pay.

T.I: don't start with me boy. *goes and pays*

Cashier: that will be $15,682.97

T.I: Say what? Y'all are gonna have to take almost everything out of that basket right now!

Deyjah: what pops? You said errythang on you

T.I: remind me to never go shopping with y'all. -pays the money-

Tiny: where is king and major?!

Deyjah: I don't know, they ran off somewhere

Tiny: KING MAJOR!

Mall Intercom: Can King and Majors parents please come and pick up their kids from the Food Court, I repeat Can King and Majors parents please come and pick up their kids from the Food Court, Thank you.

T.I: Aww Good Lord.

Yn and Zonnique Go and get the boys from the Food court.

Yn: You know momma and pops are gonna get mad at y'all,

Major: *starts Crying* I don't wanna get in twrouble Yn.

Zonnique: Don't worry lil man, we will tell her that we already told you off. Okay?

Major: Okay...

Yn: Buy you guys know what you did was wrong right?

King: Yeah, we are sorry.

Yn: don't say sorry to me, say sorry to mom. *points to Tiny*

King+Major: Sorry momma,

Tiny: it's okay, just don't do it again alright

Domani: Can we go FootLocker now?

Messiah: yeahh! I wanna get me some new J's

T.I: Aight, Leggo

They all walked into FootLocker and everyone bought 6 pairs of shoes each.

Major and King got: Grey Retro 8, White red and black Bred 11, Blue Griffeys, Puma Suede, Free Run 3.0 and Black blue and red Adidas

Tip, Messiah and Domani got: Jordan 13, retro 12, retro 11, retro 8, retro 5 grape and Retro 4s

All the girls got: Bred 11, Retro 5 pink and orange, Retro 8 black, Griffeys pink and white, black and White free runs 3.0 and purple Supras.

When they all finished shopping the family went home.

T.I: who had fun running my pockets today!?

Everyone: Definately everyone!

Yn: who else got the Jordan retro 8's

Everyone: I did!

Yn: aww, the Harris' are now in style, aww me and Nique taught y'all well!

T.I: Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson today... Never take your whole family Shopping.

Everyone: *Laughs*

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NEXT TIME ON THE FAMILY HUSTLE


Domani: Hey pops, me, Messiah, Deyjah, Yn and Nique wanna go skating with Mindless behavior. Can we go?

T.I: Mindless Behavior? As in them boys? Oh hell naww. Yn! Nique

(Camera switches)

Tiny: Shekinah, im thinking of getting Majors ear pierced. What do you think

Shekinah: Girl your making your boy look Gay.

Tiny: *sucks teeth* man why did I even ask you

Shekinah: girl just because im Ratchet, it doesn't me I ain't got no good ass sense!

Tiny: Bitch why are you shouting!

Shekinah: BECAUSE I CAN BITCH! AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STOP ME!

Tiny: Girl Pleaseee

Shekinah: bitch get outta my salon, coming in here with that shit.

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