Intro to: The Weird Insanely Stupid and Awkward Diary of Melissa&Dinithi

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by TheBFFangirls

by TheBFFangirls

So, somehow you've managed to come across this journal-book thingy. Good for you, you want a cookie? TOO BAD HAHA WE'RE TROLLS!!!!!

Now, there's no actual point to this book thing. And as mentioned above, it's just weird, insanely stupid and awkward. Under NO circumstances can you share the wisdom imparted on you through this book. Swear on the angel? Good.

Not that this info is going to help you in any way though (unless we manage to mutilate humans or something—in which case we'd all be dead and you wouldn't be reading anyways)

So... Moving on from that, here's our story. (Haha I lied, one last thing: while we're writing this Melissa won't stop singing Netflix and Poptarts repeatedly. Now, here's our actual story.)

We met in the first grade and were basically immediate friends. We stayed friends in third grade until I—Dinithi—moved away to another school. We lost contact for about two and a half years until, through the miracles of wifi and the internet: we reconnected. Following which, we ended up standing in rings of construction paper fire and getting sharpie tattoos on our arms and hearts (comment if you get the reference)

We realized that we'd both become anti-social book nerds (maybe like yourself?) and we decided to write this.

So yeah, here we are two teenage girls living in a world full of potatoes and Poptarts.
That's us in a nutshell. We love you so so much if you continue (we're just hoping that you aren't an axe murderer)

But seriously that's all for now

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ❤️❤️❤️

~Dinithi&Melissa