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"You know what Elias Bunningfuck ? You can eat my bloody period stained panties. I am done with your motherfucking bullshit goin around callin me a fucking witch bitch. I don't even do that shit my parents do so can you just fuck off!" Says a frizzy haired girl with caramel colored skin. She is breathing heavily in front of a boy who is three times her size wearing all Nike. He laughs at her, " Okay so you don't do that stuff your parents do, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a complete freak!" The boy begins to laugh hysterically, but suddenly stops, feeling the presence of someone behind him. He turns around to see a very tall Native American boy with hair down to his waist and a face that looked as if he just came back from a Great War. "Oh hey Kev my man ha ha ha. Didn't think I'd see you here. What's up? How's the pup?" Says the fuckboy nervously. Kevin continues to stare at the boy blankly, but then spots his frizzy haired friend. "Rosemary, was this dickhead bothering you? 'Cause if he is I can get rid of h-" "No no no no it's fine Kevin we were just talking. You don't always have to protect me and shit because you're my brother. Geez.." Rosemary says slightly annoyed and slightly scared of what 'getting rid of him' would have been. Kevin just looks at her, slightly hurt by the comment, but brushes it off and spits right into the dickheads face causing him to curse and scream at Kevin. Rosemary slips away from the boys and begins walking around camp again. 'God this camp is actual hell. If God were real, I'd pray he'd get me out of this place. ' Rosemary thinks as she approaches her small, short haired, ginger friend Lucy. "Hey, just got called a witch bitch again by Elias. God he's an asshole, I wish he'd just leave me alone. " Rosemary says to Lucy as she sits down next to her by a stream. Lucy doesn't say anything as she threads floss through what looks to be a coyote k9 tooth. They sit there in silence for about five minutes when finally Lucy responds. "It's not like being a witch is a bad thing Rose. As long as you're a good witch. Good witches are cool. My ex was a good witch, but then I caught her cheating on me with her dog so I've never talked to her again. " Rosemary looks at Lucy like she just ate a moth ( which she has before). "Wait your ex cheated on you with their do- never mind. Anyways, I know it's okay to be a witch but I don't want to be. I don't like getting so much negative attention for something stupid like that y'know?" "I understand your point, but the thing, is that you shouldn't care what other people think dude. You just gotta do the shit that makes you happy. Like how my ex was happy fucking her dog. Actually, that's a bad example because it wasn't actually consensual but you know what I mean." Lucy says trying her best to help Rosemary feel better, but still grossed out and pissed off her ex had sex with her own dog. "Why did she have sex with her dog?" Rosemary asks changing the subject. "She said she was like hex sexual which means she's attracted to humans, animals, dead people, and trees. Gender doesn't matter." Lucy says casually but also annoyed. "Dude that's kind of fucked up, but I guess people live life in different ways. I mean I wouldn't be against it if it were actually consensual but it isn't. Unless you talk to the spirit of the creatures which is pretty hard." Rosemary says trying to be as open minded as possible. After that they sat there for another hour just listening to the sound of the stream in front of them dipping their toes in the fresh water.

"Dude have you ever thought about if furniture have a political figure? Like how we have Obama?" Asks a boy with a buzz cut and big brown eyes.
"No I don't think about that Max now go the fuck to sleep." Whispers Kevin frustrated and tired his friend will not just go to sleep already.
"I bet their political figure is a fridge because it can hold anything and everything. Like shit, fridges are like the Bernie Sanders of furniture." Says Max obviously overly excited about the topic.
Kevin ignores the annoying boy and tries to sleep, but his sleep is disturbed by the sound of something being dragged outside. Apparently Max heard as well because he was already out of his bunk looking out their cabin window. Kevin joins him and what they say was absolutely horrifying

"What do you mean you saw someone eating someone? It was probably a bear or coyote eating a deer." Says Rosemary surprised that even her brother was trying to convince her that there is a cannible on the loose at camp. "It's true! We shined our flashlights on him and he looked straight into our eyes and ran off with the dismembered body!!" Says Max obviously traumatized by the incident that occurred that night. "Show us where you saw it" says Lucy now interested.
They walk over to the spot and there is a patch of dead grass with blood splattered all over the place. ".....shit what the hell happened?" Asks Rosemary astounded by what she was witnessing. "Kevin picks up something off the ground and the other three gather to see what it is. It was a human ear. It still had an earring in it. "AHH WHAT THE FUCK. NOPE IM OUT GOOD THE FUCK BYE!!" Says Max disgusted and even more traumatized by what he just saw. As he is walking away he stops and looks at his friends then back at the ground and vomits. The trio go to see if their friend is alright when they notice something in the boys vomit. "Max did you eat paper again?" Asks Rosemary annoyed. ".....no I didn't. If I had I would've chewed it up..." Says Max scared. They all stand their silently for a few moments. They all look at Lucy." Fine I'll pick the damn paper up. You are all fucking pussies." Lucy picks up the folded paper from the vomit and opens it up.
It reads: ou yay re aay ext nay aggot fay

"I don't understand what language is that?" Lucy asks confused." Kevin approaches and read it. "It's Pig Latin. Literally one of the easiest languages. Why would they use that?" Kevin says intrigued wanting to explore more into what is going on. "Why did they call me a faggot. That's fucking rude as hell!" Max says very offended by the comment. "I'm not even gay!" 
"I know what we have to do. We need to wait for the thing to come again and follow him to see where he goes." Says Lucy excited for maybe a new adventure. "That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my life. Let's do it" says Rosemary. "Everyone meet at my cabin tonight I have a plan." Says Rosemary also excited to have something to do at this stupid camp.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 09, 2016 ⏰

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