[1]Like A Hell..(^v^)
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin--real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life-- "Young lady. May tawag ho kayo." Isinara ko ang librong binabasa ko. I faced Mr. Art, one of my personal bodyguards. "How many times do I have to tell you that don't disturb me while I am reading?" iritang-iritang tanong ko I looked at him from head to toe. Damn. Why do I need to have bodyguards if I can even protect myself without other's help? I grabbed my phone. "Hello?" bungad ko, "Yeah? As in now? Whatever. K. Bye." Seriously? Ginawa ba ang araw na ito para magalit ako? Tumingin ako sa mga bodyguard ko. Lahat sila nakabantay ng maigi. Nakakainis. Pano ko tatakas neto? Pero dahil ipinanganak akong swerte, saktong red light at nakahinto ang sasakyang sinasakyan namin ngayon. Time to escape bunny. **After a minute** "Young lady!!!!!" sigaw ng mga bodyguard ko. Oh yeah. Natakasan ko nanaman sila. Takbo Renesmee. Takbo! Run for your life! Tumakbo lang ako ng tumakbo hanggang sa pakiramdam ko ay malayo na ko sa kanila. Grabe. Pinagpawisan ako dun ah! Buti nalang mga mangmang at walang alam ang mga tontang yun! Pumara agad ako ng taxi upang maghatid sakin sa mall. Anong gagawin ko sa mall? Simple lang. Mamimili lang ako ng gagamitin para sa mission ko. Mission worth 5,000 pesos. *** Pag dating ko sa mall. Ow. All eyes are on me again. But I am already used of it. I was born to become popular, the fantasy of every man, the dream of every woman and the heartbreaker of the town. The one and only Renesmee Clarkson. Yeah, my name sounded weird. I hella aware of it and I goddamn hate it. Because of my inay's addiction to Twilight, ayun. Naisipin nyang gayahin yung pangalan nung anak ni Edward Cullen at Bella. Ako tuloy ang nagsusuffer sa mabantot kong pangalan. Unang pinuntahan ko ay yung shop na nagtitinda ng wig. Uh-huh. Wig. I'm gonna use a wig. Then the next shop na pinuntahan ko ay yung nagtitinda ng mga nerdy eyeglasses pero walang grado. Pumunta agad ako ng CR at nag-ayos pagkatapos makabili ng mga pandisguise ko. After 15 minutes I am already on a complete disguise. Wala ng makakakilala sakin neto, sigurado. *** "Oh my God. Can you please tell that girl, what fashion is?" I'm on my way to a coffee shop near the 2nd street of Masonville when I heard it. Oh gosh, I can't blame that bitch. If I would describe myself, probably I would say "Owww, yucks! I'm perfectly disgusting." I wear white long sleeves matching a long skirt reaching below my knees, a black leather boots, a Chanel red bag and a neardy thick eyeglasses and to complete the outfit, don't forget the wig. REALLY REALLY GROSS. Okay-okay, I know I'm so JOLOGS. But this is me. I can't do anything about this mess. A big mess. Well let's just say this is the FAKE me. I'm the nerd, weirdo, jologs, probinsyana, uhm... what else? I dunno how to describe myself right now because I'm not used to it. I'm just in disguise. Okay? Wag nyong isiping maarte ako. Medyo lang. "RENESMEEEEEEE!!!" Napahinto ako sa paglalakad ng marinig ang sigaw ng lalaking tumatakbo papalapit sakin. Agad ko syang binatukan pagkalapit nya. "Ouch!! What was that for?!" reklamo nya "For screaming my name you jerk! Don't you know I'm on my disguise? Bopols mo." I rolled my eyes. "Ow. I forgot. Sorry." sabi nya at napakamot sa batok. This is my twin brother. Liloree Cai Clarkson. Every girls dream. Except me. Duh?! Ang pangit nya kaya! All girls who are attracted to him are so so so so blind! Bakit nga ba ako nakipagkita sa mokong nato? Simple lang.. We're on a mission. Rather I have a mission. Mission of helping him out of his worst nightmare. The reason pala why I am on in disguise is my brother and I are so magkamuka. So kailangan kong magdisguise para di halatang ako yung kambal nya. "Do you think this plan would work out?" he asked. "Dont you trust me? I'm great in breaking hearts." sagot ko at umismid "Sounds like you ate too much confident this morning, Renesmee." he teased. "Do you want me to help you with this or I'm gonna bury you alive nalang huh?" "Oy nagbibiro lang.." "I have no time for jokes Liloree." I said annoyed and glared at him. "Okay, okay. Now, here we are." saad nya at saka tumingin sa coffee shop kung saan naghihintay ang babae nya. We entered a luxurious coffee shop and saw Paula Domz waiting at the corner patiently. Meet Paula Domz. The soon to be ex-girlfriend of my brother. Paula, the rank 1 in Amia Royal High School, my ex-school. She's popular among guys and I can't believe she fell in love with my brother! Okay. I will discuss now my mission. My brother and I planned to break Paula's heart. Why? Because my brother wants to date another woman. What a jerk right?! Feel pity on Paula. Lumapit kami kay Paula Napatayo kaagad sya ng makita si Liloree. "Hey baby what took you so long?" ngumiti sya ng malapad sa kambal ko at napatingin sakin "Who is she?" tanong nya My brother put his hand around my waist and pulled me close to him. Argh. Perv. I'm gonna kill you after this. "This is R-- I mean Marie, my tw-- What I mean is my girl, my new girl. So let's break up." Oh great brother, you're SOOOO good in acting. Note the sarcsm. "What the?" tumawa sya ng napakasakastik, "You what? You gotta replace me from a weirdo like her? You got to be kidding me." Nakakairitang Paola sarap sakalin T___T "Don't be that harsh, Liloree maybe fell in love with me last night when we spent the whole night together. My God, he was so good. And we both enjoyed it." singit ko at nginitian ko din sya ng napakasarkastik. Halata ang pagkabigla nya sa sinabi ko kaya ay kung ano ano na ang pingasasabi nya. Blah. Blah. Blah. Puro wh*re, sl*t, btch at kung ano ano pa. "Are you done? Can we go now?" I asked after she have thrown me all her madness. It's so boring here. Obviously, she's too hurt right now and it means MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Hello 5,000! $__$ "Bye Pao-ah.. Never mind. Keke." paalam ko sa kanya at agad na tinalikuran sya Phew! Muntik na kong madulas dun ah. Ano kayang gagawin nya pag nalaman nyang si Renesmee ako? We were about to go when Paola pulled my hair and started to scandalize. Aish! No! She is pulling my hair! No. Not my hair but the wig! I can't allow her to do that! Baka mabuko kami! "What the hell Liloree! Bakit ako ang inaawat mo?!" napasigaw ako sa kambal ko. Ang baliw naman kasi eh. Tama ba namang ako yung awatin samantalang ako yung agrabyado. "Sorry Renesmee. Alam ko kasi ang kayang mong gawin eh. So inaawat na kita." sagot nya Baliw naba tong kambal ko? What the F!! "The wig. She's almost taking the wig off!" bulong ko sakanya. "Huh?! Make a way! Make a way!!" natatarantang sigaw nya A way?! Is he seriously asking me to make a way eh pinipigilan nya nga akong gawin kung ano ang alam kong the best way. >.< I pushed him away. Start digging now Liloree. I'm gonna send now your ex-gf to heaven. >:) *Blaaaaggggg!!!!!! Pak!!!!!!!* *CRASH!!!!* * Teeeenkkkk!! Creeeeecccckkkk!!!!* @!$%^@^*&@%^!^$%#!%$!@^@$%$^@!%&%@!&^!&%!^@%^!@ **After 5 minutes** Pinagpag ko ang sarili ko. Ayan itchura mo te lakas ng loob mong sabunutan ako? Tss. Serves you right. Napatingin ako kay Liloree na nakanganga sa tabi ko. Isinara ko ang bibig nya. "Baka pasukan ng langaw." saad ko Agad naman syang bumalik sa katauhan nya. "Grabe napakasadista mo." saad nya "Kasalanan nya. She pushed me to my limit." sagot ko Napailing na lang sya at tumingin kay Paula na nawalan ng malay. "Ready for the plan B?" tanong nya Napataas ang kilay ko. Plan B? Meron ba kami nun? Nagulat ako ng hinawakan nya ang kamay ko at bumulong sakin. "At the count of three. One. Two. Three... ..Takboooooooooooooo!!" AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Run!! Run!! Run!! Run!! Run Devil Run!! Hala. San galing yun?! Run for my life!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! A lot of guards are after us. Big trouble! Shtz! >.< Takbo lang kami ng takbo hanggang sa naligaw na namin sila. Patago kaming bumalik sa parking area para kunin yung sasakyan ni Liloree. Malapit na kami sa sasakyan nya ng bigla syang tumakbo at sumakay sa sasakyan. Pinaandar nya ang engine and in 30 seconds, nawala na sya sa harap ko. WTH?!! LILOREEEEEE!!!! I'm gonna fckn kill you!! Arggh!! "Ayun sya!!!" 0__0 Accccckkkkk!!! Patay!! -__-" Ayan. Nahuli tuloy ako. Kasalanan mo to Liloree eh!! *** "1.5 million?!!" napatayo ako sa upuan ko pagkatapos kong isigaw iyon. "Yes. Ma'am. You've destroyed a lot of property." say nung manager ng coffee shop habang nakatingin sakin na para bang 'Baliw ba tong babaeng 'to?' "WTH. 1.5M?! Ginto ba tong coffee shop nyo?!" sigaw ko Naman eh. -___-++ Pano yan?! Tinawagan ko kaagad si inay at sinabi ang problema. Hihintayin ko nalang ang mga bodyguards ko para sila ang magbayad ng nasira ko dito. 15 minutes ang inabot bago sila makarating. "Mr. Art! Help me here. They are torturing me! T^T" sigaw ko ng makarating ang pinakaleader ng bodyguards ko. Umupo si Mr. Art sa tabi ko. "Sorry young lady pero ayon ho sa inyong inay, makikipag-usap lamang ako dito tungkol ho sa kalokohan nyo." "What?!!!" napasigaw ako. Di na nya ko kinibo pa at humarap nalang sa may ari ng coffee shop na to. "I'm here ma'am to give our deepest apology for what Ms. Renesmee did. I am here to let you know, that this child has given a week to pay all the damages that she caused here." Napatulala ako, Ano daw?! Ako?! Ako ang magbabayad?! Nagpapatawa ba sila?! Sht. Saan ako kukuha ng 1.5M?! *** Paglabas namin ng coffee shop, nakabusangot ako at di maipinta ang muka. Nakakainis. Bakit ba ginagawa sakin ng inay ko to?! Asar! Si Liloree naman may kasalanan eh. Huhu. "Young lady. Sumakay na ho kayo." saad ng isa kong bodyguard at pagkatapos ay pinagbuksan ako ng pinto ng kotse. Pero bago pa man nila ko mapapasok ng kotse ay. . . "YOUNG LADY!!!!!" napasigaw sila Oh yeah. Tumakas uli ako. Tumakbo ako ng napaka bilis. Di ako magpapahuli noh?! Nakakatampo si inay. Bakit nya ko pinabayaan?! >.< Agad akong pumara ng taxi. At katulad ng madalas mangyare, nakatakas ulit ako. Hahah. May 30 minutes na ata ako sa taxi nang biglang huminto. Wala namang traffic ah? "Manong bakit ho?" tanong ko. Tinuro nya sakin ang isang shinny black Lamborghini sa may harapan namin. Anong ginagawa nyan dyan? Hari ng daan ganun ba? "Manong businahan nyo!" utos ko. Pero bago pa man mabusinahan ni manong ang sasakyan, lumabas ang dalawang tao na nasa loob. Napatulala ako. May isang babae ang napakaganda at aakalain mong dyosa ang nakatayo ngayon sa harapan namin. Kasama nya ang isang lalaki na cool tignan at napaka-attractive. Mag BF-GF kaya sila? Bagay na bagay eh. Nakaka-amaze. @.@ Bumalik na lang ako sa katinuan ko ng bumukas ang pinto ng taxi at hinawakan ako nung attractive na lalaki at hinila palabas. Actually di naman basta hila. Dahan dahan lang. Bakit ganun? Nung hinawakan nya ko parang may kakaibang feeling. Para akong nakuryente? Katapat ko silang dalawa ngayon at pakiramdam ko'y nag-aaway sila. Ang bango nila. Amoy na amoy ko. "Look. I'm being tired of this Sol." "But I already explained everything to you." "Just forget about it." Wow huh? Kailangan ba nila ng audience kaya nila hinarang yung taxi na sinasakyan ko? Humarap sakin si girl. Teary eyed na sya. Pero kahit ganun, ang ganda pa rin nya. "Sorry miss for this, but may I borrow this taxi?" Ano daw? Di ko alam kung anong meron at napatango ako. Sumakay agad sya ng taxi pero pinigilan sya ni guy. "Mianhada." (Sorry) sabi nung lalaki. Umiling lang si girl at isinara na yung pinto ng taxi. Agad na umalis yung taxi na kanina ay sinasakyan ko. Awww. Anong nangyare?! Aish! >.< Napatingin ako dun sa lalaki Ang cool nya talagang tignan. Walang binatbat yung mga napapanuod ko sa tv sakanya. Iba yung dating. >.< "This is your fault." Nagulat ako sa sinabi nya. "What?! Are you insane? What did I do wrong, huh?" mabilis kong pinagtanggol ang sarili ko. "You let her take that taxi. It's your fault why there is no more chance for us to talk!" sigaw nya Ako pa talaga ang sinisi?! "Eh bugok ka pala eh! Eh kung di kayo nagka-LQ edi sana di yun aalis!! Baka kasi di ka marunong maghandle ng relationship?!" sigaw ko sakanya. Tinignan lang nya ko ng masama at saka bumalik sa sasakyan nya. Teka?! Iiwan nya ko?! Tumakbo agad ako papunta sakanya. "Wait! How about me?!" tanong ko. Tinaas lang nya ang balikat nya na parang nagsasabing 'EWAN KO' at saka nalang hinarurot ang sasakyan nya paalis. WTH?!! I stood here dumbfounded. What the. Aish. Fudge. He's the coolest guy I ever hated! Why him pa? Sayang lang yung pagiging cool nya -.- Ano yun Renesmee??? Ah wala -.- Ano ba tong iniisip ko. He's sick. He's a freaky rude boy! Kaasar. ***VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!*** Napatingin ako sa langit. What the.. No. no. no no!! Not now! Argh!! Pero kung talagang minamalas ka nga naman.. The rain started to fall. And I am standing in the middle of nowhere getting soak in the rain. I can compare this day to hell. Aish!! Poor Renesmee. >.<
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Let Me Be The One
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