Unknown number: do you know the muffin man?
Me- everyone knows the muffin man
Unknown number:what's his name
Me: Shawn Mendes duh
Unknown number: yaayyy
Me: who are you and what do you want??
Unknown number : I'm ed sheeran
Unknown number: please excuse me I'm very drunk
Me: nice to meet you ed sheeran I'm Oprah *note sarcasm*
Me: and your drunk ness is excused
Unknown number: I'm serious I'm ed sheeran
Me: and I'm Oprah good night
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This is my first ed sheeran fanfic so it's not perfect and complete trash!
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The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran
FanfictionUnknown number- do you know the muffin man? Me- everyone one knows the muffin man A story in which a girl gets a message from an unknown number but didn't know it was her favourite artist. Please note that this book is fictional ALL RIGHTS RESERVED...
