My life from today onwards

25/03/16

Today was amazing I'm not going to lie.
It started off when I fell out my bunk bed @ 8:30 AM and I decided to have breakfast so I went down stairs and next thing you know my sister try's to drop kick me , I don't know what she was thinking but she paid for it as she face plants after missing. Then at about 9:00 I get a text from Chewitt saying "you up" so I reply "yes" 15 minutes later and he's at my door with Boyle I mean I didn't even know he was coming, so there's me standing in the front door with nothing but some swimming trunks on. So then the next 1/2hour was a mad rush getting ready to go out to Oakwood. When we got to Chewitts house we waited 15 minutes for Chewitt (who was probably doing his hair ) then when he came down stairs he immediately said "yesterday ieuan shoved Boyle to ground " his mother looked at me with shock I then explained how it wasn't me but it was my skateboard and quickly passed the blame on to foot who was not with us to defend himself. On the way to Oakwood Chewitts dad started playing this Rastafarian music or something, but on every single verse there was someone making a dying parrot noise when we got to Oakwood we waited 10 odd minutes just to get in ,the first thing I went on was the bobsleds whilst I was queuing for the bobsleds the others went on megaphobia  by the time the others finished megaphobia I moved a staggering 2meters ikr how the hell did the que move that quick. After that the others went on speed leaving me with levans (levans has a crush on me and won't leave me alone) so yeah that was fun after that we went to never land were I spent most my time in hooks house of havoc they installed a new yoga ball walk through any way in there was lots of 5 year olds so of course I blended in quite well after that it turned into an all out war where this littlun through a ball at me , it bounced of me then took out the little one who threw it (#karmaisabitch ) and he started crying so me being brave I ran off to the upper level of the havoc house . After that we went on the log flumes which was the 2 most stupid thing we did that day (#1 is still to come) we all got drenched . After that we decided to get lunch but got sucked into the arcade where they do that ticket thing anyway I got 1042 Ikr awesome.then we went to get lunch.5mins later everyone gose on speed again leaving me with levans again 15mins later everyone comes back for food after that we head for the peddle boats but Chewitt didn't go on because he didn't like it, but the boats where a lot of fun ,next we headed to megaphobia where we all went on, but there was a problem (dun dun dun) there were 5of us and only 2seats per coaster so I ended up sitting next to a Irish child on a rugby tour it was okay I guess except for each bump he started F'ing and blinding so that was alright . We then went towards speed were we came across this massive slide were you go on a little flat sled and slid down it at the bottom there was a long stretch of water about a foot deep and we would go down a 5 meter steep slide then skim along the top of the water like Jesus on a chopping board it was awesome I managed to do it first time where as Chewitt fell off straight away I then did it properly 5times in a row then on my 6th go . I felt very confident so I got a but cocky and relaxed 1st most stupid idea of the day I went full body In and had a mild case of hypothermia so yeah ---------------------
Hi guys I hoped you enjoyed this I will update as much as I can please give me feedback and stuff cause this is my first time thank you
Ieuan🍖