I can't believe I just did that, OH MY GOSH! He's looking at me funny say something Genos!
I was walking with my boyfriend, Saitama, when suddenly I had the urge to fart. ‘Nope hold it in. For Saitama.’ I said to myself. But after a while I just couldn't and it came out as a small little thing, just barely audible.
My pale white skin burned red as my beloved boyfriend stared at me. I just farted and I didn't know what to do, so I prayed silently that he wouldn't care. ‘Jesus Christ, answer my prayer and help me in my time of despair.’ I silently prayed in my head.
I was so nervous. I really liked Saitama and didn't want to ruin our relationship just because I couldn't hold in a fart. That's a sign of weakness ‘Oh my god! What if he dumps me?’ at this realization my eyes started tearing up.
“Genos, what the heck?” Saitama said and looked at me. “You're farts smell like coconut.”
“What?” I asked, confused.
“Yeah. It's kinda weird,” he said, but after seeing my jaw slack, quickly added, “but endearing!”
With that he relaxed his tensed body and bopped my nose. “C’mon. There's a sale at the store and I want first picks.”
