There once was a child named Jacob Satorius, he lived in a lovely village called JDJSHGSHDUDJDBJS. He loved to ruin small children's dreams by killing Mickey Moose. So the children made a plan.
Jacob was causally walking down the street, when out of no where a refrigerator was thrown at him. He sobbed on the road crying. He saw a beautiful lady...
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She said give me your hand and repeat after me, *demon noise* so he did. IM GOING TO HEAVEN he thought. But he suddenly felt a lot better, as if someone had killed a unicorn and smeared it's bloody remains all over him! He was in heaven! He stood up and said thank you to the beautiful lady, his new friend.
Later that day, Jacob was trying to kill Harry Potter and blow up Hogworts, he had failed, but with his new BEUATIFUL pal he was able to defeat him and blow up the school.
At exactly 268292738393838 o'clock Jacob was greeted by some children, assuming they where fans he walked over to them. One child put his hand in the air, oh! He wants to take a selfie with me! So he leaned closer only to be smacked in the face with his "fan's" purse. He went out cold, since the fan had a bag of ice in her purse.
He woke up in a old basement. Lit only by a torch. Their was a child dressed like a ghost or something, standing above him. YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD the child, that we will name Georgie, yelled and took the torch down from the wall. He placed it close to Jacobs leg, he could feel every single skin cell burn and the blood trickle down his now charred leg. The pain was like being hit with a wooden spoon by your freakishly strong grandma. Next the child pulled out a dull knife. He moved to Jacobs arm. He sliced down. It barely broke the first layer of skin. So the child kept stabbing his arm until the dull knife went through his arm and pinned it to the ground. We don't want you to get Tetanus the child said sweetly. So he pulled out a long, sharp need and with out any warning stuck in in Jacobs eye. He felt as his eye exploded. ~To be continued
