When Apple takes over everything

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by MooMooKittyCat

by MooMooKittyCat

"Look Mommy a panda!" The little boy pointed in the direction of the animal. "Oh sweetie that's not a panda." "Oh. Then what is it momma?" "Its the new Apple ibear 3.5cS1/2XL!"

"Oh momma what does it do then? Its not even cute?" The Apple ibear 3.5cS1/2XL heard this and started to slowly walk towards the boy.

"It gets rid of stupid ignorant human children like you!" The mother said. Her voice changing to sound like siri. Her eyes suddenly changing to look like computer chips and random charger cords replacing her hair. Basicly a modern Medusa.

The little boy suddenly starting to fear for his life started to try to back away from his "mother" and the Apple ibear 3.5cS1/2XL but could not because Apple iwalls started to rise from the Apple isidewalk blocking his exit.

"Y..your not even my real mom are you!!" The boy stated gaining a bit of confidence glareing at the robot human majig that stood in front of him. "Of course not child. Your some worthless disgusting gross flesh and blood thing well I'm the very amazing complex priceless Apple imom 520xyc280."

"Well... Well at least I'm not processed at some factory. At least I won't break if I get poked with water. And at least I can do this." The little boy said passing straight through the iwalls and back into the "real" artificial technology filled world.

"WHAT!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!" The Apple imom 520xyc280 said as she and the Apple ibear 3.5cs1/5XL started pounding on the iwalls trying to effortlessly walk through the iwalls like the little boy.

"Apparently your artificial "intelligence" was only prepared for bolts and wires not blood and bones. Maybe you should make sure you don't have any screws loose next time you try to take over the world. So bye hope I see you never!" The boy said cheerfully skipping to an actual lion that conveniently decided to show up and climbing on.

And with that the boy rode off into the digital sunset with 55 icopters flying above him tracking his every move and plotting revenge.