Marshall: Where am I? Am I dead?
Sonic: Nope, you're not. We just left you sleeping in your room.
Marshall: Wtf!!! Get out!
Scourge: Sonic, you pervert! Give her some space!
Shadow: Look who's talking...
Scourge: Shut up!!! If I did touch her, she'll kill me.
Marshall: Hiss!!!
Stanley: -___- Does this happens most of the time???
Tails: Their arguments? Yes.
Sonic: OMG!!! She's turning into a hideous monster!!! Run before it's too late!!! *stops and sees Stanley* Oh, hey Stan!!! *gets nervous* How's your mother?
Stanley: She hates you now! -____-
Marshall: Sonic you pyschopath!!! Oh wait. You have a son and you never told me?!
Sonic: Hey, I keep secrets a lot. XD
Scourge: Lucky for him he got-
Marshall: DON'T SAY IT!!! NOT INFRONT OF ME AND STAN!!!
Shadow: Wait, you know him?
Stanley: Hey uncle Shadow.
Shadow: Shut up kid.
Marshall: Yes, we met in wattpad. :3
Silver: You post stories there, am I correct? 0.0
Marshall: Uh? Yeah, sure.
Sonic: And she's a good author. She made a good SonAmy story.
Marshall: It's still not finish so you have no idea if it will end good or not.
Sonic: You mean... 0___0
Shadow: You still have no idea if you're marrying Amy.
Sonic: We already had a child, okay.
Shadow: 0_e You're not a...
Marshall: Okay, get out!!!
Stanley: What's going on?
Marshall: You too, Stan.
Stanley: What the heck?!
Sonic: You would understand being a girl sooner or later.
Stanley: What are talking about? Are you gay?
Sonic: No!!!
Shadow: Yes, your father's gay.
Sonic: Shadow, shut up. This is a father-and-son bonding. Stan, what I'm trying to say is... Your mother just talks too much about her own personal experience.
Silver: Where's Scourge?
Stanley: Marshall killed him. Who was being an af...
Silver: So.......... Amy is taken???
Sonic: What the heck Silv---
Then everything changing....
Marshall: GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU!!!
Everyone: Holy shoot!!!
Sonic: I told you she turned into a hideous monster!!!
Shadow: That's because you were an idiot, dummo!!!
Marshall: *kills everyone*
Sonic: *wakes up* Oh, gahd. *pants* It was just a dream.
Marshall: No, it wasn't!!!
/////Author's Note\\\\\
Hello guys! I'm so sorry for not updating for a long time. I just didn't want to since I might say something foolish and stuff because of the things that just happened recently. Things happened so fast that I just can't get over it. Lol. What am I saying, anyway? XD Drama bomb. But yeah, I'm fine now. I moved on and everything. I'm happy and playful again and I won't let obstacles get in my way again. I'll try to update this one as soon as I can but for now. :) Bye!!!
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