I hate mornings

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I wake abruptly. Fuck. I was dreaming about Joe Sugg again. "ALYSSA! Get up!!" Dang flabbit *says in Texas accent* imma be late for school again!

*at school*

As soon as I walk into the library I see Brielle blabbing on to Sami. Again. Probably about how her nail broke, or how her new conditioner is "marvellous"

"Hey y'all!" I say, sitting next to Brielle. She then squeezes me into a hug and begins blabbing again, this time to me.

"So, Lyss.i know who the guest speaker is!" Here we go... "Well then, who is it?" I say questioningly. "ITS JOE SUGG!" She shouts, and the librarian comes over and shooshes her, yet she just rolls her eyes.

I then stare at her. "Really? Joe Sugg? He came all the way to Australia, from London, to come speak to a bunch of graduationg year 12 students?"

She then glares at me. "Duh! Who else would they get?"

I reply, "I dunno maybe....." And the the same time, we scream "JOHN CENNA"

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