Jayfeather: "Hi everyone! I'm Jayfeather and I'm here becau- OH MY GOSH A STICK!!!"
*Jayfeather walks towards stick*
Jayfeather: "Hi. My name's Jayfeather. What's your name?"
Stick: "......"
Jayfeather: "ER MA GERSH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME!!!!"
*Jayfeather picks up stick*
Jayfeather: "Stick, I know this is sudden, but I must ask you a question?"
Stick: "......"
Jayfeather: "Stick, will you be my mate!?"
Stick: "......"
Jayfeather: "I LOVE YOU 2 STICK!!!"
And then they lived happily ever after!!! Da End!!!
