Hell's Blooming

Chapter 1: The First Chapter. And also the Last Chapter. Where the Sex occurs.

It was a joyous occasion for Gundham, of a non-joyous event; his awakening from a comatose state. Luckily, that was the past, and two years had flew by like a majestic eagle since then. Things had...Happened. Gundham had put less priority on his animal roots and had sought for a relationship, feeling like a new man after revival. And who else would he find but the woman that had been right in front of him admiring the entire time. Sonia Nevermind. They started off by agreeing the idea was plausible and could be a, "thing", if that was the correct terminology. Then it was a play-date, to a date, which boomed into that, "thing".

Today was also another thing. After stuffing his pale face into his scarf a few hundred times while stumbling over his words, Gundham was able to convince Sonia for the one step further. The Bonus Prize. The Extra Fun. Of course, he was preparing, rapidly, unsuccessfully, tripping over a few animal toys while doing so. Quarter to 10 slammed on the wall and it was time.

"Curses! The clock has not saved me, and has rather punished me for my idiocy and time spent preparing. I have to just...Ho--Pray to the Devil, that this mess will turn out in my favour."

Instantaneously after Gundham stopped speaking, the doorbell rang its cry. The meetup time was 10'O'Clock, but he knew the criteria Noveselics had to fulfill...Even if most of them seemed like utter lies. The door opened.

"Gundham! Today is the big night! I am well prepared, as of usual."

Glittering golden dress, shining shoes and bedazzling stockings. It would be amazing if it wasn't completely redundant.

"I see you have taken the time to prepare yourself, Dark Queen. I hope you are prepared for an onslaught. Kehehe."

((AND HERE IS THE PART WHERE I FALL ASLEEP AND UPDATE THIS IN THE MORNING KTHXBYE.))