The Real Story behind the bite of 87': a child decided he hated twaimz and decided he didn't want anything he liked to to associate with him so he also decided he hated Steven universe that made the Steven universe fanbase mad also the twaimz fanbase they decided they needed an ultimate wise leader to join them to guide them.. That leader was Elmo... Elmo and the twaimz/Steven Universe Fanbase who weren't even born yet and were essentially just unborn fetuses who escaped there's mothers embryo so they could all join up together to kill the twaimz/Steven Universe-a-phobic hater. Elmo lured the child in with his Elmo-ish ways and took a pair of huge-ass metal dentures and hacked off the twaimz/Steven Universe hating child's Frontal Lobe.. and that my friends is how the bite of 87' happened such a tragic tale when you consider all these years foxy and the other animatronics have been viciously and unfairly blamed to prevent suspicion from the twaimz/Steven Universe-crazed fetuses.
