* BEFORE THE STORY STARTS I JUST WANT TO SAY THERE WILL BE ALOT OF YELLING, AND VERY RANDOM MOMENTS. WHY? BECAUSE ITS DE BUTT KNIGHTS!*
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Sir. ButtButtButtButt or known as Sir. Max was in the butt knight bunkers doing his own thing. Sir. Max wore a red jacket thingy a white shirt that had a Z on it and dark blue pants. It was quiet. Suddenly Sir. Butt or Sir. Ross came bursting through the door which startled Sir. Max. "SIR. BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT THE BUTT KING HAS A QUEST FOR US." Sir. Ross was a human narwhale hybrid thingy that wore a bright pink dress and a crown with a blue jewel in the crown. Nobody knew why he dressed up like that, some say he likes girl clothes, some say he is gay BUT THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL, some say he wants to be treated like royalty. "OK SIR. BUTT!" Sir. Max and Sir. Ross both ran to the throne room. A fat man sat on a big throne. That was their king. His head looked like a butt with eyes. The king was over 9000 years old and that was the same age as the butt kingdom. "Yes our king. What may we THE BUTT KNIGHTS do for you?" Sir. Max said as him and Sir. Ross both bowed at the butt king. "YOU MUST GET ME THE KAWAII~DEUS MAGIC MAGIC IMMORTALITY KAWAIIDEUSU NO MAHŌ MAHŌN POTION ON, MOUNT MAD RAD SAD GLAD ANIME CRUNCHYROLL." The butt king yelled. "WHAT?! THE KAWAII~DEUS MAGIC MAGIC IMMORTALITY KAWAIIDEUSU NO MAHŌ MAHŌN POTION ON, MOUNT MAD RAD SAD GLAD ANIME CRUNCHYROLL?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!" Sir. Ross looked at the butt king. "JUST DO IT! DON'T LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS. SO JUST DO IT!" The king yelled to the two butt knight. They both nodded got up and began to head on their adventure. "I can't believe the butt king really gave us this quest! Just because we are his best butt Knights doesn't mean we have to do ALL of the hardest jobs!" Sir. Ross complained while they walked down a huge hallway. "I know! I can't even stand the name of the mountain!" "Oh really MAD RAD GLAD SAD MAX!" "SHUT UP!"
A/N: I Absolutely have 0 regrets :3
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The Amazing Greatest Adventure Of The Butt Kingdom
FanfictionSir. Butt (Ross) and Sir. ButtButtButtButt (Max) are doing on an adventure! But not any adventure... A BUTT ADVENTURE *That sounds SO wrong ._.*
