Le wife, Nora, was in a cooking show and Gordon Ramsay was the host. He looked at le wife and knew that he wanted that. In front of everyone, Gordon went up to le wife and said, "I fucking h8 ur food, but I'll eat u anyway." Le wife backed up, "I'm sorry I'm a Christian." She said sexily. But Mr Ramsay didn't relent. "Well, my clitorus is Jesus' doorbell." Everyone then thought Gordon had her, as she reached into her bra. But she pulled out a burrito. "No not that.." Le wife muttered, digging in her shirt again. Then she pulled out a can of Febreeze and sprayed Mr Ramsay. "I'm spraying your nasty ass with some disinfectant." She said coolly. Gordan Ramsay died. Le wife won this boss fite.
