Margret, my wife, wasn't very happy when I brought her home. But how was I suppose to know it was going to drive a wedge in our marriage. But you would too if you saw all 5 ft of perfection that was Siri 2.0.
Ahh Siri 2.0 made of the finest metals, shiny, sleek, modern, beautiful. Built for my assistance. The year was 2060 and robots weren't all that new, actually they were old news, but never have I seen something as perfect as Siri 2.0, a prime example of modern technology. I had to get her. It wasn't just that I wanted her, I needed her. I guess you could say it was love at first sight.
The afternoon when I brought Siri 2.0 home was the best day of my life. My wife had given a long list chores to do and one of them was to take her I-Glass to Best Buy to get it fixed. That was when I saw her. She was on display right in the front and tall man was demonstrating some of her featured. I watched in awe as she ironed clothes, scrubbed floors, and cooked cookies ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! At the end of the demonstration the people clapped and the man stepped to the side and I see the price a whopping 1,000 dollars. But I was blind by her beauty so I bought her.
I remember stuffing her in the back of my truck and rushing home a big smile on my face. Excitement overwhelming me. When we reached the house i burst in through the front door and immediately turned her on. Her eye lit up and her first word slipped off her speakers [Hello] and I felt my heart skip a beat. I was hooked. That night my wife came home from work to a clean house, a 5 course meal, and a happy husband. She was over joyed...until she saw Siri 2.0. Then thats when the fights began. We fought about everything. Money, Siri, work, etc... Then one night she just left. But don't worry I was fine because I had Siri 2.0. She was I needed.
Two years later we got married. It was the happiest day of my life.
