Brendon Urie Sings A Song

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THE AUTHOR OF
ITS NOT A PHASE DAD (A DECLAN AND PATRICK STORY)
AND
PATRICKS EMO PHASE
BRINGS YOU
Brendon Urie Sings A Song
Based on a true story (?)

Meet Brendon Urie.
He's one of the many members of a band called Panic! At The Disco.
Just kidding.
He is Panic! At The Disco.
-chokes-
Let's begin.

One day  there was a seventh grade class in Ohio.
It was spirit week, and they were having a contest with another class to see who was better or whatever.
I don't fucking know.
-cough-
ANNNNNNYWAYYY
After doing some stalking, A student I the class found out the other class was doing a flash mob during the pep rally on Friday. The class didn't know how to top that. Then a student in the class named Ryan Ross had a great idea.



It was Friday and the class was at the pep rally. They were extremely nervous.
"Are you sure this is going to help us win" The teacher asked.
"Trust me, I'm sure." Ryan said.
All of a sudden the lights went out. And those annoying ass people who scream when people turn off the lights screamed.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anyway.
All of a sudden, there was a voice.
"WHATS UP FUCKERS?! IM GONNA SING YOU A SONG!"
The lights went on.
It was Brendon Urie.



Then Lying started playing.
He sang it.
The gym was mortified.
Not the class though.
They were having the time of their life.

Because of that the other class cancelled their flash mob, because nothing can beat Brendon Urie and the class won the contest.
And that was the story about how Brendon Urie sang a song.
The end.


IM SORRY FOR THISL AHSKSL
AND YES I DID WRITE THE STORIES ABOVE THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT

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