chapter 1

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by mexicankilljoy

by mexicankilljoy

"Oh, Hey Dan!" Says Phil as he and Dan match strides walking down the hallways. "Oh , hi Phil!'. Dan blushes, he clearly had something on his mind. "Dan you look like you got something on your mind, care to tell me whats up?' Phil says nonchalantly . "Phil I've really wanted to tell you something for a long time now..." Dan says. "I'm in lo-". Phil reaches over to him and quickly grabs him by his hips, bringing their lips together. Dan turns a tomato red, it only lasts for a second, but feels like an eternity. "Oh... uhh" Dan begins to stutter. "Come with me", says Phil. He takes him by the hand and leads her to an old supply closet. "Why are we here..." Dan says after the door shuts behind them. Phil stretched out a hand and tucked a piece of his hair behind his ear, then moved his hand down to his lips to lightly trace them. "Because I love you." Phil whispers, then leans in and places his mouth to his. His lips were warm and wet, and Dan loved the feel of them. He pressed him against the wall of the closet, his hands combing his hair. He was kissing him so hard that he couldn't breathe. That didn't matter-- who needed oxygen anyways? he ripped off his shirt as he caressed her back, still kissing him with the same loving force . "COVER ME IN RARE PEPES AND CALL ME YOUR MEME SLUT" Dan screams. Phil takes off his uniform shorts to reveal his MAGNUM DONG

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big boobs, and SINGLE CHEST HAIR "OH YEAH LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING SEXY. SUCK MY DICK." Dan gets down on his knees as Phil shoves his dick into his mouth. "YEAH YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SLUT. YEAH IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR THROAT." as soon as Phil says that Dan's throat comes out. "im gay" it says. "awwww, look at our child." Phil says. Dan couldn't breath or speak now."Phil, h-help me" Dan says just before he dies. "oh no. my beautiful baby. noooooooo." Phil screams. he soon feels a tap on his shoulder. ITS PO (the red teletubby) AND DAN!1!1 "continue what you were doing" po says in his booming voice. "yes sir." Phil says. Phil continues to fuck Dan's' mouth while his ghost above him watches. Phil then comes all into Dan's lifeless body. "that was great! more more more!" Po shouts excitedly. Phil then stares up at Dan's ghost. "you can keep going." he says. "okay." Phil then shoves his MAGNUM DONG

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in to his ass. "UGH FUCK YOU FEEL SO GOOD EVEN THOUGH YOURE DEAD FUCK YEAH." Phil continues to thrust. He goes deeper and deeper every time until he finally goes so deep he hits his pancreas. He then pulls back out taking his pancreas along with him. "OH THAT FELT GOOD BABY." Dan's ghost screamed. "YEAH FUCK MY PANCREAS FUCK IT SO HARD COME ALL INSIDE IT." Dan screamed as Phil fucked his pancreas. "that is enough." the old wise Po said. "you must not finish yet." Po then becomes human and walks over to Phil. He takes the pancreas and stretches it around his head. "AHHHH I CANT BREATH." Phil screams in agony. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BRINGING ANY CONDOMS!!!" Po screams in his booming voice. Phil dies. "You must now come with me, to rot in hell for all eternity." Po walks over to Phil and Dan and transports them to hell. "Yay we can finally be happy together. we can have children and anything we want. we will be together FOREVER." Dan says with a strange look in his eyes. "w-whats happening? DAN?" Dan then shoots a child out of his weinis. "it is ours." He looks at Phil with a gleam in his eyes. "Lets fuck its fucking ass." says Phil. "Yes lets do that." Phil then shoves his dick into the baby's body and Dan shoves a dildo down its throat.Our Lord and savior Satan then anally rapes them all and TURNS THEM INSIDE OUT AND EATS THEM they all parish into flames

the end.