cooking mishaps

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tony- you just got back from the grocery store. you planed to make you grandma's famous chicken stir-fry for tony tonight. you got in the kitchen and got started chopping up the ingredients. "hey babe whatca cooking" tony asked stealing a carrot. "my grandma's chicken stir-fry. now hands of the ingredients." you smacked his hand. you put the pan on the stove and started to cook as tony watched your every move. he decided that when you waited for it to come to a simmer to give you a kiss that turn into a make out session. lets just say you had to make a second stir-fry and sent tony away till it was done. good thing you always buy more then you need

Clint- you and Clint decided to make homemade pizza. you were in charge of making the dough and Clint was in charged of cutting up the vegies.  he was snacking on the peperoni. "if you keep eating the peperoni we won't have any for the pizza." you said grabbing a rolling pin.  he just smiled at you and grabbed another one. you grabbed flour but instead of putting it on the counter you threw it at Clint who returned fire. this went on for the next 15 minutes and Clint ended up eat all the peperoni. the kitchen was to messy to cook so you order a pizza and then cleaned the mess.

Bruce- you woke up before Bruce for once so you decided to make breakfast for him. you started to make pancakes in the shape of different tools Bruce had in his lab when he walked in. "do I smell test tube pancakes" he asked. "yes you do" you said as you clumsily knocked in to the pancake batter making it spill everywhere. "dang it there is only two pancakes done" you started cleaning up then Bruce started to help "don't worry we each get one then I'll take you out for lunch later" he smiled. "that's why I love you" you gave him a kiss on the cheek.

thor- "what is this" you yell as thor threw a piece of meat that looks out of this would "asgardian meat for dinner" thor answered "how am I supposed to cook that" "like you would do with any other meat" you nodded and started. thor pour himself some asgardian mead. you ended up burning the meat after you burned you finger and ran to the sink to put cold water on it. thor and you had pop tarts and mead for dinner (you had grown a tolerance to asgardian mead over the years). let's say it was a fun night after you ruined dinner.

loki-  you just started to get the ingredients for hamburgers as Loki came in "I'm going to hop in the shower my little trickster" he kissed you forehead. " alright dinner will done by the time you get out" he nodded and left. it was 15 minutes after that Loki decided to pull a prank on you as you flipped a burger. the burger landed on his head and the rest of the food hit the ground " sorry kitten but you can't pull pranks when I'm cooking" you said as you started to clean up. "here babe let me help" Loki magically cleaned the kitchen and proofed a four course meal to your table.  

Natasha- "what do you want for dinner" you asked Nat. "how about you mom's famous pot stickers" she answered "ok if you help" she nodded. you made the dough as she made the filling. some how you started to have a flour fight then instead of cooking you ended up with the food on the ceiling. you decided to grab something easy and watch a movie you'll clean tomorrow     

steve- you wanted to make an old-fashioned meal for Steve before he got home but because you fail at cooking you ended up burning everything and burned one of you fingers and cut two (not bad enough to get stiches). Steve walked in "what happed sweetie" he said looking around the kitchen. " I want to cook you something from your past but I just burned everything and myself" you held up the hand that a bag of ice on one finger and Band-Aids on two others (yes same hand your just that clumsy). "how about we go out to eat then have a movie night I still to watch harry potter" you nodded and laughed. you and Steve enjoyed the rest of the night together.    

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I'm going to try to upload more often but with work and other stuff It might be harder but I'll try. should I do an AU and if so about what.

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