Stupid Mottos and Teachers' Sayings

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You know how teachers have their sayings?  Well, my favorite one is "You can be anything when you grow up."  Really, anything?  'Cause I want to be a comedian.  [Audience gives no response]

And then there are those terrible business mottos.  Like Chuck-E-Cheese's.  But I already got int that one.  But don't even get me started on the Grass Pad's motto.

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