You know how teachers have their sayings? Well, my favorite one is "You can be anything when you grow up." Really, anything? 'Cause I want to be a comedian. [Audience gives no response]
And then there are those terrible business mottos. Like Chuck-E-Cheese's. But I already got int that one. But don't even get me started on the Grass Pad's motto.
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Comedy
MizahThis is where I will be uploading my newest jokes and hoping to find the ones that are good. And, just so you know, these aren't joke-book jokes or knock-knock jokes. These are one-liners and stories straight from my mind. Be kind, but be honest...