One direction goes one direction and that direction towards delilah

I like turtles By: delilahrocks101

Hi im delilah

Im 14

Im getting a new job at a really office building

When I entered the office my new secretary came out

"HELLO!" Said harry styles

"HARRY?" I questioned loudley and so did my best friend samantha
"DELILAH I WANT YOU TO MEET MR. Noitcerid eno"

Three secretaries came in "WHICH ONE IS MR. Eno???"

TURNS OUT NOITCERID ENO WAS A SECRET CODE FOR ONE DIRECTION
(Minus zayn)

"Well since your going on tour with us you needs ta get a dress for the big coming on tour dance

"A DRESS??" Said delilah like a dying putt-putt

"But i am fat and have anorexia"
Said delilah

"Maybe you would look better without the dress" said niall

Suddenly delilah was nakes and one d was all up on her

Delilah's mind: THEY ALL LICKED ME CAUSE I WAS THE PRETTIEST

Unlike carmen at school who is going out with big poppa j
FUCK YOU BIG PAPA J
Come back to me pls

Delilah watched them touch the butts and kiss

The end