The Life Of A Jumper

I hope you smile when you look down on me.

"So you're Alan?" Shelly starts shaking Alans hand. "and you are...?"

"Austin" he says while smiling. Austin Carlile was standing 5 feet away from me. Holy Shit. Austin turns around and walks up to me "you must be Elias?" the biggest smile Ive ever seen apeers on his face. I nod and wait as my social worker walked out of the room so I could say something.  

"you must be austin fucking carlile front man of of mice and men and mybnew father" his eyes glow and light the room up... I couldnt believe this was happening.

"OHH OOOHH WHAT AM I???" Alan shouts in excitment.

"youre Alan fricken fracken Ashby. Ginger Princess ruler of the cats and my momma" shit... did I just say that, what the hell omg... fuck. They all bursted into laughter including Shelly, I didnt notice she had walked back in because my back was facing the door.

"well, I see you three bond fast." Shelly says. " It took me years to get Elias to talk to me"

"yes we do, I have a feeling that our family is complete. Im proud to say shes my daughter" Austin lookd like hes about to cry, I know I am too.

"not exactly yet but pretty damn close!!" shelly stands up and starts "Elias, you can wait outside in the hall way while I talk to you new fathers. we've all talked, yeah? Ok Elias it'll just be a few minutes, 10 at the most."

I walk outside to the front door and start a convorsation with the lady at the front desk, her name is Janice.

Things kinda got boring and Janice did her work.

I sit, and wait

and wait

and wait

I still have ocd, its been 13 minutes. that lying bitch, now I remember why I hated her. Stupid twat face cunt-

"HELLO DAUGHTER!" Alan shouts running out of Shellys office to give me a hug.

"HI MOM!" His face sorta drops and he puts me down.

"How come Im mom?" Alan asks me

"I dont know, cause you seem more feminin?" Alan makes a fake frown and looks down. 

Austin walks up to him and grabs his face. Austin looks him in the eyes and kisses his forhead. I almost cry because Austlan Cashby just happebed a foot away from me.

~time lapse~

just not they officially finished the paper work and I got my whole life in the back of their car. I keep my two bags inside of the car where Im sitting with me. One of them has my favorite books and posters. The other has my hipster camera collection. pretty cool right? Actually... all thats inside of the cameras are the pills I dont take.

We walk out of the office and into the car, as a family.