Confusion: The First Chapter

UMGEE OLIS IZ BEST

                                                        Confusion
                                                                      By olis
Warning... This is a extremely weird story, and if you like having normal thoughts, I recommend you do not read this, even if your a 👠.

Ones upon a time, there was a 🐳. He was fat because looked at ☔️s to much. Anyways, this 🐳 worked at a 🍕 coffee shop in the middle of 🐔 town. On a Thursday midnight, he went to work where he met a 🐨 that Challenged him to a game of chess. The 🐳 beat the 🐨 by 💋ing  the 🏈 in his pet 🐺. This made the 🐨 angry and he told the 🐳 that he smelled like a 🐝. So the 🐳 did the 🐡 dance on the ground and died from a lack of fabulosity. So the 🐨 laughed  until his tail exploded from this guys face 👱🏻. And then the 🐨 died because that face is too ugly. Then a 🍁 came along and said "I'm a 🐌" and became one. Then he went to the grocery store to buy 20 🍼s to be his friends. When he got home (by the way, his home was a 🍩) he told all his friends that he was a nice  🐶. But the 🍼s did not like 🐶s so they try to throw 🍔s at him, but he ate them all. So the 🍼s left and the 🐌 felt victorious, until he was stepped on by a 🍍. But then 🍎 bob came out and said " eat your ☕️ kids, and you will look like me! "Then all the kids ran away. But then, mr. 🍐 came along and ate 🍎 bob. But 🍎 Bob was so good, that he said "Hippos" and became the hero we all know and love, 💩 man! So he went on a journey to stop the evil 🐼. When he got there, he saw that the 🐼 had 🍫, and they became friends. But then a giant 👵🏻 ate them and said"That is the best 🍤 sandwich  I've ever had." But the 🍤 sandwich turned out to be a 🍗 sandwich and so she turned into a 🍦, which was eaten by this guy's face 👱🏻. Than a 🐠 came along and saw that the world was made of 🎺. But this 🐠 did not like 🎺 so he went on a very long journey to turn the world into visible 💨 instead of 🎺.But unfortunately he died because he was as ugly as this guys face 👱🏻. But the dead 🐠 body turn into a 🎃. But the 🎃 exploded because he was thinking of 🍕. The explosion attracted a big 🎂. So, he married the explosion. And so they had  a 🎩, which turned both of them into ⛄️, and ate them. Then one of  the ⛄️ liked the 🎂 so much that he said "OMG HI" and turned into something amazing, this, was olis. But sadly, when he went to the park, he broke his spleen on a slide and died.  Meanwhile, there was a 🐵 that liked to 💨 on 🍗s because when he did, it would melt and become a tall tan and handsome 🍇 which had a 🦄 that had 🕶 and made him look like a big boy. But on the 528 time he did, the 🦄 said " You ♥ that 🍗" and he  killed the 🐵 the monkey to death. Then the 🦄  had decided to make a movie called Return of the killer 🦄! But the 🍇 disproved of this and threw the 🦄 away. So he made a movie of his own, Making a 🍇 smoothie! In the movie, he turned his uncle in to a smoothie, which later became reality. Anyways, the movie was a Big hit! It was such a big hit that it hit the 🍇 in the 😀 and died. When this 🐑 saw that he said" haha losers" and laughed until he realized that he left his 🐮 on off mode back 🏡 and that the local supermarket would turn into 🌭s . But the 🐑 did not care because it liked 🌭.  So the sheep ate all the 🌭s and died of obesity. Then a 🐔 came out of the 🐑s mouth and said " I used to be a 🌭, but then I met Shia, and I became a 🐔. But this 🐔 had a problem. He wanted to become a 🐮, but he did not know how. But then a 🐙 came out of nowhere and said "JUST DO IT". And then something amazing happened. This 🐔 became a 💍! The 🐙 saw this and decided to get married!

Next time on Confusion...
Will the 🐙 get married to a 🎅🏿, or this lovely fella! 🙉

To be confused... In confusion 2!