Sorry bout the last update guises, I was on vacation and couldn't proof read for Emmy. But here's an extra long chapter to make up for it! Enjoy!
xx Buddy
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Unknown POV
"Master, I was wondering, that is of course if Master is not too busy, if a lowly potato servant such as I could ask Master a question? Maybe....Sorry?..PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!...Sorry....may I ask master a question really quickly? Please?"
God that infernal general again.
"Get on with it Wormtail," I sighed. Honestly, these silly titles and formalities were wasting precious time.
"Master is ever so kind. Wormtail was wondering if Master had any plans for the 3 young girls who have been killing Wormtail's army?"
"OF COURSE I do you INFERNAL creature. How STUPID do you think I am?" I was a master planner, the SMARTEST and BEST there was. I wouldn't even NEED these idiotic potato minions if I didn't so enjoy watching them quiver in front of me, squirm in my very presence.
"Wormtail is sorry master, so so sorry. He should not have doubted Master, no no, Wormatil is so sorry. Please don't kill me master! I the lowly potato has angered you master, I is really really sorry."
So pathetic, so BENEATH me.
"WHAT do you think I DO all day? How BORING it must be in your puny little minds, being able to sit idle all DAY. My mind is like an ENGINE, constantly moving, little explosions of THOUGHT everywhere. I get ever so BORED, all I can do is sit here and PLAN, STRATEGISE for you puny pathetic little potatoes. My dear, my BRAIN is why you need me, and I intend to use it."
I flop down on my couch. "Oh GOD you all are so BORING, not to mention those delightful little girls haven't attacked in weeks. I'm BORED BORED BORED."
"Can Wormtail do anything to help master?"
"Kill yourself."
"What?"
"Kill yourself." Wormtail is shaking and his eyes show confusion and denial. "I thought not. Makes me wonder how LOYAL you TRULY are. Would you die for me Wormtail?"
"Y-yes master. Anything to please my oh-so-lovely master. I Wormtail is sorry for my lowly inconveniences."
"No you wouldn't. But rest assured, my incomptetent little slave, for if my plan works then you won't have to die for anyone. I have already sent a spy to gain their trust."
"Might Wormtail ask who this spy might be?"
"Only my most trusted warrior."
"Who might that be Master?" he asked with a trace of hurt. I almost laughed. He thought HE was my most TRUSTED warrior. FAR from it.
"HAHA! That my fellow num-nut is none of your business."
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3 weeks later
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Allison's POV
Oh god frick darn crab-apples fudge fuzz shiz.
THIS IS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN AT ALL!
Where did all these potatoes come from? I mean, like a year ago, there were like, a 100. And now, they're like, everywhere!
I mean, I know there's a lot more potatoes ever since that stupid ugly machine was made, but come on. I miss the days when all potatoes were really used for was french fries, and the occasional potato clock nothing else. Just simple inanimate objects used for frying or science.
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After the Potato Apocalypse
AvventuraThe time is here. Run. Run while you still can. Run before the Great Potato comes and kills you. It exists. Don't be fooled. The Great Potato exists and it's after the human race. Its current location is unknown but we are sure it exists. It's build...
