Mothwing's Life: School

Monday

Leafy: OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! It's Monday! (stares evilly at everyone) You know what that means ... 

Mothwing: Oh, my goodness! (rolls her eyes) Of course! It is the one and only day that you see --

Willowshine: Crowfeather. Yes, yes, we all know the story. (groans, but smiles slightly) 

Leafy: But I'm filled with jealousy because of stupid Nightcloud. I saw them holding hands yesterday. 

Mothwing: (looks around awkwardly) Um ... okay. (becomes serious) Then you go, girl! (gets in Leafy's face) You must break them apart so that you may reunite with your love once again! Ooh ... I've got an idea! Bake a pie at home, offer a piece to Nightcloud next Monday, and when she goes to take a piece, stuff the pie in her face! 

Leafy: No, it doesn't work that way. OMG, Cinderpelt! (laughs in a creepy way) 

Willowshine: Oh, great. Here we go again. 

Leafy: (tries desperately to explain to everyone) She's the most awesome person in the universe!

Willowshine: Hey, what about us?

Leafy: Well, you guys are awesome, too. But she's my senpai!

Mothwing: What's a senpai?

Spotty: (groans slightly) OMG, you don't know what a senpai is? 

Leafy: A senpai is someone who kind of watches over you in a mentoring yet loving way. Or ... something like that. 

Mothwing: Oh. 

Leafy: Cinderpelt's kind of been like a mother to me. OMG, OMG, I'm going hyper! (jumps up and down)

Mothwing: (tries to calm her down) Okay, I'll see you guys at lunch, okay? 

Spotty: Okay. See you!