There are 2 kinds of people in this world, one who likes sleep and one that is PASSIONATE about sleeping. So people who are passionate about the idea of sleeping are usually the people who hiss like a dracula when the rays of the sun hit their face. The person who likes sleep are the people who can get up to the sound of their alarm clock, the people who are able to do that, in my book are superheroes, because come on! It's your bed, the heaven of life, if you can just walk away from that heaven with just one alarm you should be saluted.
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Have you guys ever felt like breaking something when you don't get sleep at night, God sometimes I wish I could get hit on the head or something to pass out and go to sleep eventually. And let's be honest counting sheep doesn't work in this generation, counting sheep doesn't make me sleepy, it makes me annoyed just thinking of so many sheep jumping over that stupid fence gives me headache.....Sleeping is an art, the right position, the temperature of the pillow, whether you want to keep your foot in or out of the blanket takes a lot of concentration and military precision to master and we should do that in our sleepy brain.
People we are awsome.The worst part of sleeping is that you sometimes wake up thirsty as hell and you have to get from the bed, tumble to the fridge drink water, tumble back to the bed a fall asleep again and have to perform those calculations again......
Sometimes you even need to pee when you sleep and you have to same things and go back to sleep again....
Don't get me started when you have to do both......
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