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snape's p.o.v

"omfg u won't believe what just happened" i said to albus "i got a message on myspace!!!111!!1!1"

"i really don't care about ur emo myspace profile severus"

"omg r00d" i said straightening out my p!atd shirt "i'm not emo"

"lol yeah u r" dumbledore said.

"ugh whatever u just don't understand meh" i said. liek if u cri everytiem

"there's a war going on btw lol" dumbledore said.

"cool beans bro" i said pointing finger guns at dumbledore "i'm going 2 upd8 my profile cuz my eyeliner in my profile pic is not on point lol"

really i was going 2 talk 2 the guy who messaged meh. his profile pic was sexy like damn boi

"okei lol"

hey lol i typed. i didn't want 2 seem 2 desperate u know

ur hot lolzor the sexy guy typed back like .03 seconds l8r. sum1's thirsty

lol yeah i typed back. i'm so good at playing cool

i <3 ur eyeliner typed the guy

omg thnk u i typed back. i took out the vowels like fob even tho thnks fr th mmrs wasn't released until 2007

omgz i think ur my senpai the guy typed. idk what a senpai was but i rlly didn't care bc it sounded like a compliment

omg thnks ily xD i typed. i added 'xD' so he wouldn't think i was 2 thirsty. i'm so gr8 at flirting

ily 2 <3 the guy typed back

i gasped. did he really ily <3? omgz!!11!1!1

rawr i typed. it's dinosaur for ily

xD :3 <3 the guy typed

ily rawr xD I typed

i need 2 go :c the guy typed

aww bye Dx i typed

i had a sort of boyfren!!1!1!1!!

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a/n: that was vv cringe. i've succeeded.