Title: Dinner Convos
Pairing: Grant and Trice
"Oh~ You're getting married?~"
"Yes, with Trice."
"I pity the poor girl."
"Shut up, Derick."
"Well, that's nice! My son's finally getting me the grandchildren I've wanted for a long time!"
"Now, I'm really pitying the poor girl."
CLANG!
Thud.
"Grant! That pan's imported from France! Don't use it to hit your cousin---"
"I know, dear mother, but he was being quite a----"
"Use this rolling pan instead~"
Sweatdrop.
"Why kind of an aunt are you?!"
CLANG!
"Now, now, Derick. That's no way to talk to your aunt."
"Nice smack, mother."
"Why thank you, Grant. It's all in the wrist."
Poke.
Twitch.
"Hey, you dead?"
"..."
Poke.
"..." Twitch.
Poke.
"... Alright, fine! I'm half dead! Now, stop poking me!"
"Mother, I believe Derick has turned into a zombie."
"Oh, how awful! Let's get in to an exorcist!"
"Mother, I think 'The Conjuring' is getting to your head."
"...Oh... well, anyway, that matter aside, when's the wedding?"
"As soon as possible."
"Who'll be the godparents?"
"Derick and Mayred."
"WHAT?!"
CLANG! SMACK!
"OW!"
"It's a miracle, you're not unconscious."
"WHY YOU!!!"
"Well, that's wonderful, Grant dear."
"Thank you, mother. Now, cousin, would you be a dear and give this invitation to Mayred and her friends for me, will you?"
"HECK NO!"
"I don't think you have any choice in the matter."
"Wha---"
"See you 'lil cousin~"
"WHA---- WHAT! LEMME OFF THIS HELICOPTER!!!"
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Parody!
HumorA series of one-shots featuring Mayred, Grant, Derick, Charise, Mary, Razzelle, Zian, Zceska, Christine, Mylah, Lindy, Karen, Kim, Zian, Mike, Aaron, Earl, Jose, Rene, Kiara, Jude, Maan and Gaby in pairings.
