Title: Curious and Nachos
Pairing: Derick and Mayred (both are 8 years old)
"Eat it."
"No."
"Eat it."
"No."
"Derick, just eat it!"
"No way in fucking hell am I eating that!"
Gasp.
"Don't you dare insult my nachos! Just because you're from England does not give you the right to say that this is not food."
"I don't believe I remember ever saying such a thing."
"You didn't have to; it's written all over your face."
"... Oh."
"Now, eat the nachos!!!"
"No!"
"Derick, I'm giving you three seconds."
"You really think you could threa---"
"One,"
"Real mature, May---"
"Two,"
"Okay, now seriously, let's be adults he---"
"THREE!!!"
THUMP!
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
Somewhere else...
"Hey, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, it sounded like a girl..."
"Well, it's probably just nothing, you know, it was pretty cool of Mayred to let us go to her house here in Manhattan."
"Yep!"
"..."
"..."
"Should we go check up on them?"
"... Yeah, we should."
Back to a certain room...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-----"
Blink. Blink.
Dead panned stare.
"You done now?"
"Wait, you didn't do anything, Mayred?!"
"Correction: I didn't even do anything yet before you started screaming like a girl."
"I DID NOT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!"
Door slammed open.
"Hey, we thought we heard a girl scream in here! Is everyone okay?"
Smirk.
Twitch. Twitch. "IT WAS NOT A GIRL!"
Blink. "Eh, how would you Derick, I mean, it's not like you were the one who was screaming..."
Snicker.
Glare.
"Now, would you eat the nachos?"
"... No."
Glare.
"Mayred, what are you doing---- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"..."
"..."
"Oh, now I get it, so it was Derick who was screaming. He sure sounds like a girl. Case closed, Kim!"
"... yeah..."
YOU ARE READING
Parody!
HumorA series of one-shots featuring Mayred, Grant, Derick, Charise, Mary, Razzelle, Zian, Zceska, Christine, Mylah, Lindy, Karen, Kim, Zian, Mike, Aaron, Earl, Jose, Rene, Kiara, Jude, Maan and Gaby in pairings.
