Secret Mission (Larry, Ziam, Nosh)

Special Little Assistant

A/N: HELLO! Okay so like i said, I am really bored and feel like writing this :P

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Zayn's p.o.v

"So, today, Josh is going to help you get a plan... got it?" Simon looked at all of us sceptically.

"Wait, Josh? As in our drummer?" I asked and Louis and Niall started laughing.

"Yeah, he has some banging ideas on how to do it." Simon said seriously and Louis broke into a hysterical laughter.

"Yeah, i bet it'll help us penetrate our target!" Louis cackled and by now Harry was laughing as well.

"Yeah... oh by the way make sure you dont have any nuts, he's alergic." Simon sighed in annoyence.

"So he doesnt like penis?!" Niall laughed throwing his head back.

"What?" Simon asked confused.

"Yeah Niall, i bet he gets real tight when he eats them!" Harry chuckled.

"Can't imagine how hard it'll be for the guy!" Louis laughed and fell out of his swivle chair, i was laughing at this point and Liam somewhat.

"So very hard he has to work for one erection and, oh man, do we love nuts!" Harry was silent laughing and so was niall. Louis was laying on the floor laughing.

"Okay, okay, that's enough." Simon scolded. "You boys and you're dirty minds."

"Yeah, boys." Niall cackles.

"Hey, i believe he said to stop." A voice said outta no where.

"Who are you?" Niall asked glaring at her.

"Regan." She whiped her long ginger ponytail as she walked to Simon.

"Thank you Miss Sheeder." Simon smiled.

"Yeah, listen, Josh is asking for my assistance in the 'problem'." She narrowed her piercing green eyes at Niall again, he stared at her with curiousity.

"Uhm, why is that?" Simon asked.

"Dunno, he's bi and stuck with 5 gays, why do you think?" She rolls her eyes.

"Excuse me?" Louis asks and stands up.

"didnt mean it like that blue eyes, calm your tits." She grinned, if i wasnt gay i'd probably be going after her... she's god damn beautiful.

"I don't have tits, you on the other hand.. well... they stand out."

"Thanks?" She laughs a bit.

"okay Ray, you can but you have to live with them, and i know you. Do not do anything you'll regret okay?" Simon asks.

"I have a boyfriend Si, they're cute but i know their intrests." She smiles dimpled smile at me and i smile back... i think i might actually like her, since i have never really liked anyone Modest! has ever introduced to us.

"Okay... help out with the plan okay? Dont do anything you'll regret."

"Got it." She gave him a thumbs up with her stubby sky blue nails.

"Alright. You have your bags right?"

"Yeah." She smiles "The car."

"Okay, you'll all be living in Harry and Louis' flat okay?" Simon asks.