Ross You're What?!

Babysitting

Adam Pov

"Are you sure we can trust you with them? I know you have a kid but Pandora can be quite a handful" Max asked me and Barney, Ross was hugging his kids goodbye.

"Yes Max yous cans trust us withs the kids, we wills has the funs" Barney said basically jumping up and down like an infant girl at the prospect of hanging out with his favorite Matthew. Ever since she said chicalur just a week ago he has tried his best to imprint himself on her, and it seemed to be working as far as he's concerned.

"Okay we'll be back at eight ten they should be in bed by seven, feed them when they start crying oh and-" Ross grabbed me and Barney by the front of our shirts and pulled us closer to him "If I find a hair out of place on their heads, you'll regret everything." He growled releasing me and Barney, who was visibly shaking I probably had the I'm shitting bricks right now expression.

"Ross stop scaring them, you can save that for the ring" Max said hugging Ross from behind, Ross sighed and smiled kissing Max's cheek.

"See you guys later~" Ross yelled walking out the door, leaving me, Barney and three little monsters alone in a house.

"Okay where is the kids I really don't want to regret everything" I said walking to the last know location of the trio.

"Is it just mes but has Rott gotten wells, mores violents than Max evers was?" Barney asked following me, clicking his tounge as if he was calling a puppy.

"I think that's just all the estrogen and testosterone still running through his systems, since he had triplets chances are he is going to be like super protective and parental" I said as we reached the downstairs play mat, we both froze.

None of them were there.

"fucks" Barney cursed quietly obviously scared of what would happen if Max or Ross found out that he also taught them the f-bomb.

"Where did they go?" I asked hysterically we haven't been left alone for five minutes with kids and we already lost them. 

"We are horribles at this jobs" Barney said not really surprised that we lost them this early, but he was still franticly looking around the living room.

"I mean at least we don't have to look for Mason he's with the rest at that bowling torment" I said chuckling weakly, I lifted the couch, it was heavier than Ross made it look.

"Waits. Why is Masons on the bowlings teams with everyones else instead of us?" He asked looking under the couch shaking his head sadly, I dropped the couch with little to no care of the floor.

"At this point I don't care, as long as we finds the triplets and I live to see another day" I said sliding down the hallway, I tripped over Milton and landed flat on my face. Surprisingly my nose wasn't broken.

"I hears somethings froms the kitchens!" Barney said pulling me to my feet before quietly sneaking down the hallway loudly humming the mission impossible theme song.

"You know we can just walk normally right?" I asked him walking casually beside him.

"Shhh don't ruins the moods" he said before going back to his intense theme song humming. When we finally reached the kitchen Barney rolled on the ground right under the island, he stood up and looked over the island and froze. I looked over too.

"What the hells?" Barney asked, Kp was standing in front of a pile of chipotle leftovers, her hind leg was on the open refrigerator door as if she was going to close it, staring Barney in the eye she slowly closed the door grabbed her chipotle and sprinted out of the room.

"This is why I like dogs" I said patting Barney on the shoulder before remembering our current crisis, we still didn't find the triplets. Barney did too apparently.

"Okays we needs to thinks likes a maniacal master mind, a dancer, ands a detective" Barney said opening a cabinet pulling out two eyepatches two stuffed cats, two leotards, and two trench coats with matching fedoras.

"Okay first off why is Matthew a dancer, and secondly why do you have all this in the kitchen?" I asked watching him struggle to get the leotard on, halfway through it he looked at me confused.

"Don't be sillys Pandoras is the dancer, Matthew is the maniacal mastermind ands Newt is the detective. And I thoughts everybodys had leotards ins their kitchens" Barney side finally getting the leotard on he threw a leotard at me.

"Why is Mattie a maniacal mastermind and why do I have to wear this?" I asked holding the article of clothing in front of me with distain, but regardless I struggled to get it on my leg.

"That girls is betters than mes in Candys Crush, she was borns to rules the worlds. And wes must go incognitos" He said slipping on his trench coat and eyepatch, I can't argue with him there. Anyone able to complete a level in Candy Crush before being one was meant to rule the world. After a few minutes of pain and pulling we finally got the costume on and 100% prepared for whatever would happen.

"So how are we going to find them now?" I asked, really wanted to get this over with quickly this leotard is giving me a wedge. Barney rubbed his hands together manically before looking at the clock and nearly choking on his own saliva, I made a horrible mistake and did too it was seven fifty four, Ross and Max were going to be back in sixteen minutes.

"We're goings to dies" Barney said simply, I gulped in my last few breaths of air.

"I'm going to go to their room and hope that they somehow made it up the stairs" I said knowing that none of they could have made it up the stairs much less into their room.

"I'll go withs yous, but shoulds I books flights to Turkey just ins case?" He asked pulling out his phone, I shook my head Ross would hunt us down like animals if we left with no children in sight.

"Any last words?" I asked bringing him into a bro hug at the top of the stairs probably the last bro hug we could ever do.

"Yes I loves you man, ands I hopes yous have goods insurance" he said as we walked towards the hallway then we heard it, a voice that was singing Thousand Years. In the triplets room. We opened the door,  sitting in a rocking chair was Red holding a sleeping Newt as he sung softly oblivious of the two people that thought they were going to the gallows.

"I love you for a thousand years, and I would love you for a thousand more" Red sung softly standing up back to us as he placed Newt in his crib, he turned and faced us he nearly jumped if it wasn't for the complete shock of seeing us in leotards.

"What Mason replaced me on the bowling team" Red said defensively