Diary of a two year old

Chapter one

All you ever say is oh no he's two were up for one hell of a year. I'm going to tell you why here's 4 no no 5 yes ok 5 things

1. Do you want a cookie (yes hand it over lady) not tell you poop (dam it always a backside)

2. Here comes the airplane (they have wings you know🙄) come on eat it (never lady ha ha ha)

3. Look you favorite broccoli (more like yours) come on eat it ( I don't eat nuclear things lady)

4. Ok go to you room(what) you hurt the dog go (he's such a faker all I did was was....) GO!!!

5.ok go get dress (I'm watching a show with pups)Now!(shh my favorite part) come on!!!(let go let go. AAAAAA )

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