the black veil cosbys

chapter juan

it was just a normal day for the humble and sexual jena. she was strolling down the sidewalk calmly, when out of nowhere, she was grabbed into an alleyway.

"don't say a word," says a female voice, covering jena's dick sucking mouth. jena was too frightened to protest.

jena was blindfolded and tied up in a building. confused, lost, and scared, she begins to panic. 

just then, her blindfold is removed, now jena is aware of her surroundings. it's a dark, abandoned office building, and it smells like barbecue sauce. 

"welcome, redhead." the same female voice from earlier says to her. jena looks around and spots a girl with long, reddish-brown hair walking over to where jena is tied up in a chair.

"where the fuck am i?" jena demands harshly.

the girl sighs. "dick, bill, ass- she's ready."

another girl, a guy with weird hair, and- bill cosby!?- come out of a dark hallway, frowning. 

bill came over to jena, observing her. "you all picked a good one, mmmhm." he stroked her face gently.

"don't touch me!"  jena snapped, but alas, was powerless.

the guy with strange hair grinned. "she's a feisty one," he smirks. "can i fuck her?"

a girl with shorter hair slapped him. "no! she doesn't even know who we are or what's going on yet."

bill cosby hovers over jena. "let me explain, jen. i'm bill cosby. you may know that in recent news, people have said that i rape, drug, and molest women," bill pauses. "and it's true. but what you don't know, is that i am the lead singer in a band. the black veil cosbys. similar to black veil brides, except more emo and sexual."

the girl with long hair interjects. "i'm the guitarist. problem is, billy's getting arrested, and we need a new lead singer."

jena's speechless. almost. "so you kidnap people to try and get them to replace him?! couldn't you have held auditions or some shit?"

the boy sighs. "we tried. no one would show up. then ass heard you singing on the street quietly to yourself. we quickly began watching you, and when we found the perfect time- well, now you're here." he chucked.

jena fumed. "i'm going to the police as soon as i get out of here! no way in hell am i singing for you sick fucks!"

bill cosby swiftly came over and got up in jen's face.  "you're not going to the cops, little baby."

the girl with short hair pushes him aside gently. "what bill means is, we're all friendly here. and billy won't be around once he's put in jail. we'll become best friends, i promise you. now let me introduce us."

she smiles. "i'm ass cosby. i go by ass. the guy's name is dick, and the other girl's name is testicle."

jena scowls skeptically. "surely that can't be your birth names."

ass clicks her tongue. "we're all orphans. bill cosby raised us separately until he wanted the band to form, which was 3 years ago."

"but i have a family! a dog! a job!" jena whined in protest.

"slut isn't a job." dick comments. bill shoots him a cold look.

"just give it a chance, pussy," testicle says after a moment. "you seem real talented. we need you before daddy cosby gets arrested."

"wait, hold up- did you call me 'pussy'?"

"i did. that's your name from now on." testicle confirms.

pussy looks away."i'll think about it."

"don't do too much thinking. you're not getting untied until you agree and sign the contract." 

the group began walking away and pussy yelled and kicked and screamed. "you can't do this! just let me go!"

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3 days pass. testicle brings pussy slices of bread and water for meals. "have you decided yet?" she asks one day at dinner.

pussy sighs heavily. "yeah. i guess i have no other choice though. so i guess i'll sing in your fucked up band..."

testicle squeals joyfully. "you guys! pussy's decided to join the band! we have a lead singer again!"

dick and ass rush into the room and they have a group hug. dick reeks of granola bars and ejaculation. 

"that's... enough.. hugging..." pussy says, unenthusiastic.

ass bends down and begins untying pussy's ropes to the chair. "alright, let's show you around. we think you'll like it here."