I almost screamed when Nicole touched my hip.
I didn't even know she was in my bed.
"Clemont," she hissed. "Ash left me, so its us now."
I stopped. "Nicole.."
"Clemont.."
Flashback
"Wait, Clemont, what if James finds out?"
"James and Jessie will never find us." I reassured her. "We're alone in this water together.."
Nicole made sure Red wasn't looking, then swam up behind me and kissed me on the lips.
End of Flashback
"Clemont?"
Nicole's voice snapped me back to reality.
"Yes?"
"We are alone." Nicole touched my cheek. "In a room."
"Stop it." I sat up, slapping her hands away. "Where's Red?"
"Dunno, he was right here."
"Surprise, motherfuckers." Red shot up from under his bed.
"The hell?!" I yelled. "What'd you do with Ash?"
"Nothing, he ran away - Again." Red rolled his eyes. "Running away from us won't help his sorry little ass."
Nicole narrowed her eyes. "He understands that, but apparently every boy I meet gets scared of me, Clemont."
"Hey! You're so rude!" I shuddered. "You beat the shit out of me!"
"Because you blew up an invention in my face!"
"Okay, okay, split it up. He never meant -"
"Shut up." Nicole eyed him. "What do you know about our lives? Nothing! Stay out of this."
"Please."
Red scoffed. "I know you and Delia.." Tapping his two fingers together, he chuckled heartily. "You abandoned your own baby. Nicole can't trust you."
Nicole scoffed back. "I trust him."
"Why?" Red sneered.
"He's softer on the inside." Nicole looked into his eyes so calmly it was scary. "He didn't mean to get her.."
Red snarled. "He was too rough."
"Shut your mouths!" I spat. "Delia left me! I'm lonely in a corner now, thanks to your damn jabbering, you piece of shit. You should be blaming yourself, Red Ketchum! Ash wouldn't be alive without you!"
"Shut up!"
I didn't say anything else.
"I know you want me." Nicole whispered. "Red doesn't realize you're sensitive."
"Sensitive, my ass!" I hissed. "Red is an idiot!"
"Idiot, my foot!" Red spat. "How dare you?"
Nicole kept one eye on me to shut me up. "You swallowed bleach."
"Because Ash was doing it with Clemont!" Red yelled. "You two are just..."
"Do not even try." I warned. "I don't like to be classified as gay, thank you very much, King of the Idiot Section."
Red snarled. "Gay? I wasn't even close. I was gonna put you in the impulsives."
"How is Clemont impulsive?!" Nicole shrilled.
"And Ash is damn straight.." Red looked at his legs. "God, what's the word.."
"How are you describing your own son?" I cried out. "That's cruel!"
"Its true."
Nicole shoved Red so hard he fell off his bed head over heels. "Maybe this'll teach you a lesson, Insulter?!"
Bleach-Mouth looked up, banged up. "Hey, enough. You don't shove off a forty year old man off his bed."
"Bleach-mouth, let me tell you something." I leaned in so close our foreheads touched. "Go. Find. A. Hole."
"Thank you, Clemont." Nicole growled.
Red sniffed. "You can't make me."
"Oh, my, Arceus! A Mew!" I yelled, pointing at the window.
"You can't fool me!" Red scoffed.
"Look behind you."
Red slowly turned around.
"Lux." Luxray greeted Red with a huge smile on its face.
"Don't. Don't! Don't!" Red yelped as Luxray shocked him.
"Thanks, Luxray! That'll keep Red shut up."
Luxray's tail swished.
Nicole chuckled darkly. "Old Bleach-mouth, you're fun to play with! Ampharos, sick em!"
Ampharos yowled and leaped onto Red.
"The only Pokemon he has is Pidgeot." I nudged Red's thigh. "Loser."
Nicole chuckled darkly again.
"Not funny!" Red yelled over Ampharos. "Absolutely not funny!"
"Oh, shut up."
A/N: I am literally trying not to laugh.
I sighed. "I'm out of here."
Nicole returned Ampharos. "Ditto. Let's move, Clemont."
With that, she swaggered off.
Red growled. "Nicole, I will fuckin kill you!"
"You can die first." Nicole said from the other room. "I wouldn't even bat an eye."
"Now that you mention it, Red is a little.." I tilted my head. "Eehhhh."
"What is that supposed to mean?!"
Nicole silently locked the door. "Shh."
I saluted, afraid if I didn't keep my mouth shut, she would murder me.
Red rattled the doorknob. "Let me out!"
"Nope."
I heard Red slam into the door so hard it burst open. Red shouted in surprise and fell onto the floor.
Nicole burst out in fake laughter.
Red didn't get the joke and growled, his hair still fuzzy from Ampharos' Discharge.
"Oh, if only Ash could see this." I joked.
"Oh, he can." Red said darkly. "I tell him everything that goes on in this motherfucking house!"
