Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Luna has updated her status to: In a relationship

Harry: LILY LUNA POTTER SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND A FACEBOOK!?!?

Luna: Um Harry...

Harry: NO!! TO YOU I AM DAD, OR FATHER!!

Ginny: Harry, this-

Harry: AREN'T YOU UPSET THAT OUR DAUGHTER IS DATING AT 8?!?

Luna: But, I'm dating Neville, it wouldn't make sense-

Harry: NEVILLE!!!!

Neville: I'm dating Luna Lovegood! Not your daughter!

Harry:...........

Luna: This is Luna Lovegood, not your daughter, Lily Luna Potter. And also, wouldn't she put Lily, not Luna?

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