Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Draco has updated his status: "Finish the sentence! Draco is...."

Harry: stupid and idiotic, he needs a life.

Ron: ^ what Harry said

Hermione: in love with me but had to stop because his father wouldn't approve of our relationship.

Draco: how would you know that?

Hermione: I read you diary.

Draco: But that's in my house.

Hermione: I know! Wow, it feels good to break the rules!

Ron: IMPOSTER! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL HERMIONE?!? WE NEED TO FIND THE REAL HERMIONE!!

Hermione: I know where you live, Ronald Weasley!!

Hermione has signed off to find her boyfriend and kill him

Ron: I'll start running

Harry: that's probably a good idea