Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Hermione has updated her status to: I don't like Harry!! I like Ron!!!

Ron: Yay!!

Harry: Yeah people get your facts straight!

Draco: Darn it.

Harry: Draco, you seriously thought Hermione liked me?

Draco: No, I thought she liked me :(

Hermione: In your dreams, Malfoy!

Neville: Ew, no one thought Hermione liked you. Dramione is the ugliest ship name I've ever heard.

Draco:...........

Snape: That ship name is actually quite amusing

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ronald Weasley have logged off

Snape: Fine! All points from Gryffindor to Dramione!

Severus Snape logged off

Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Hermione Granger have logged on

Draco: That's just cold

Lord Voldemort has logged on

Harry: ew

Voldemort: I have your daughter, Harry. I will kill her if you don't stop hurting my feelings!

Harry: Lily Luna is sitting right next to me on the couch

Voldemort: WHY MUST YOU RUIN ALL MY PLANS, WHY POTTER, WHY?!?!?!?

Hermione: you're stupid

Ron: you're ugly

Voldemort: I'm reporting you, bullies :(

Lord Voldemort has logged off