Marvin the mystical pony
There once was a pony. That Ponies'
name was Marvin. He used to be a regular pony, but now he is a crime fighting "mystical" and most certainly majestical pony against John Bieber. Marvin says That being majestical is his way of life. Although, Marvin is not alone. He has two crime fighting side kicks that are incredibly special. There names were: John the Chinese chicken who apparently believes he was born in Japan in a big city called Fidgi . He claims this is true. The second side kick's name was Noah the Horse who is a Normal horse that has an Italian accent but he says that he was born in Saudi Arabia. This was to confusing for Marvin to understand. So he just goes on with his missions.
One day Marvin, Noah and John travelled out to Ice land. As soon as they landed in Iceland there were 200 lemon scented guards that started to charge at them. They quickly descussed a plan. Noah and Marvin put there heads down and charged back while John used his super speed to run past all the guards and give them wedgies then stuffing onions down their pants. They thought this was funny. The guards fell to the ground with pain and once again the animals completed another mission.
They were feeling special so they ordered tickets for a John Bieber concert even though they are against him. But as I said, they were feeling special.
The night before the John Bueber concert Marvin, Noah and John went to the pub and hooked up with some retarted goldfish. They did this because ever since Marvin was 2, it had been his dream to hook up with some retarted goldfish and now that Marvin is famous, all the girls want him. The next night was the John Bieber concert. The animals were a bit hungover by the night before so they fell asleep at the concert. While JB was singing as long as you love me he noticed that they were asleep so he got out his machine gun and shot Marvin Joh and Noah. That was the end of John the Chinese chicken. That was the end of Noah the horse, and that was the end of Marvin the Mystical pony..........
OR WAS IT!!!???j
After 13 years of lying in a grave Marvin, Noah and John have finally awakened. They have been reborn. Unlike other things they weren't born into something they were themselves and ready to defeat John Bieber.
Marvin was the first to be awakened. Something was strange Marvin now had even more powerful majestical powers than before. His powers were so powerful that he could bring bak the dead. So he brought back John and Noah. Marvin John and Noah were tired so they decided to play slender to pass the time. When John was playing slender he saw a slogan that popped up and said "Wemoweh junior tickets hot on the market" so they bought them.
The 3 animals flew to Africa and it just so happens that the concert was in new gander (where kony lives). The animals loved the wemoweh concert. They thought it was incredibly entertaining. That night they slept in a local villages house. Marvin heard the door opening so he got up and saw that kony the crow was standing infront of him. Kony the crow stole Marvin john and noah
And locked them up in his retarted prison. The three of them were trapped in the animal prison for several days until they descuvered a very sped unicorn called charlie. Charlie and his pink and blue side kicks released everyone in the prison. After being released, Marvin, John and noah set out to find john beiner. On the way out of the prison the animals saw a note on the ground that said: "Ha ha u silly speds u fell for my trap. U are now an endangered species so be carefull lots of the hunters will be hunting u. From kony the crow
The animals were ferious so they webt up to kony the crows office and when they opened the door they saw john bieber and kony the crow working together. Marvin jumped into the room and put on his pineapple hat and started hula dancing and kony the crow was so dumb that he didnt know it was Marvin. John and noah jumped in the room and did the same but with peanuts on there head. For john and kony this was fantastically believable.
After about 5 mins of awkward hula dancing, Marvin put his P90 rapid fire gun up to john beiber's head while john the chicken and Noah the horse used their special powers to turn themselves into old chinese assasin's and made a big scene. This was very awkward. Then the sly, quick and spaz
