What do you do when your cornered in a dark alley by a dark haired breathtaking handsome guy? Flirt? Okay let's add that's he's also chasing you because you accidentally peeped on his gory soul sucking affair with a poor prostitute and seems really really angry with you? Say sorry? Say you won't tell a soul then laugh at your horrible joke? Yeah I tried that but I think my mouth wasn't moving. I honestly have no idea if I was even screaming like I should be.
I had witnessed something I thought only happened in Hollywood basements. What was he I had no idea. But he inhaled a girls soul and dropped her zombie remains on the floor like a used napkin! Like he went from bronze bimbo to a grey corpse in less than a minute! Their faces still haunt me. And yet there I was probably gonna be the freak demon guys dessert and I couldn't even call for help. I was basically paralyzed. Was he doing it? Well of he can do something as impossible as eating people's souls and make it look like he was just playing tongue war then it's no surprise he was able to paralyze my whole body.
Next question. Now that the audience think they know where this scenario is going; what happens next for this poor defenseless teenage girl?
Eight out of ten teens say that he seduces her and he falls in love with her scent but doesn't want to kill her. One of the teens said that he doesn't have any mercy and sucks her soul slowly enjoying every inhale like a pothead getting his fix. The last of the ten teens say that poor teenage girl sprays random bottle of holy water and him screaming "die soul sucking leech!"... Until he is no more than a pile of clothes and fried flesh... Eww... Badass but Eww.
Sorry to say but non of the above scenarios happen. These are all overrated nowadays. The actual scene is quiet comic...
He stalked me slowly with a sick grin on his lips like a cat playing with his food. Watching me panic and trying to climb my way out of the creepy alley the reeked of garbage and probably something dead. So cliche that I was wearing heels the whole time also. As he beats I have no choice but to push my back against the farthest corner breathing every last second of life I can before he sucks my soul and leaves me for dead. The irony of him being so damn attractive that it hurt added the horrible irony of it all. I squeezed my eyes shut so I would have to see his sexy yet discusting evil grin.
'So this is how it ends for me... Death by a demon monster guy? I was hoping for a natural death when I was older. Hell I'll accept a freak car accident, but not this!'
After what felt like too long I opened one eye in hope he vanished because he thought I was too pathetic to kill. Yet he was still there about 3 feet away from me staring at me no longer holding his im-sexy-and-i-know-it smirk. His icy blue eyes that seems to glow expressed shock. At first I thought he wasn't looking at me and maybe my hero had come to whoop his leechy ass. I don't know maybe Spiderman was hanging above my head. Feeling came back in my limbs and I lifted my head to see what had stopped the guy from killing me... No-one was there.
Looking back at my soon-to-be killer his face held a much more softer expression if that was possible with the scary eyes and all. His lips opened and closed as if he wanted to speak but wasn't sure.
'Uh-oh he's gonna tell me to say my last words or pretend to have sympathy for my pathetic self. Isn't that how this whole thing goes down in Hollywood?'
You all wouldn't beleive what the demon had said to me before he vanished and I blacked out for some dumb reason...
"Avril I'm your father"
