Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Hermione has updated her status to: Who wants to join S.P.E.W? The house elves will appreciate it

Draco: No! Let them be our slaves

Ron: No

Harry: no

Neville: no

Luna: Who wants to adopt a Waddywoddle?

Everyone except Hermione: ME!!!

Hermione: how'd that get so much business? Ron, can you join

Ron: no

Hermione: please

Ron: no

Hermione: please?!?

Ron: I'll sponsor of you shut up

Hermione has logged off

Ron: lol she just lost a sponsor but oh well.

Harry: Ron, you should lock your doors?

Ron: Why would I lovdhrnsusngsb shhwhsbb hsveu shbhs sh shhwhsbb eh

Fred: LOL!

Harry: what?

George: Hermione's feeding Ron's keyboard to Ron

Harry: I'll be right there, pop the popcorn

Voldemort: can I go

Harry: sure, just don't kill anyone

Fred: ok

Ginny: add butter to it

Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, and 5 others have logged off

In real life (at the Weasley's household)
Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

*Hermione grabs a baseball bat and starts whacking Ron with it*

*ron wiggles free and runs*

Hermione: *points wand at Ron* AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Everyone: 0_o

Hermione: WHO'S NEXT?!?!

Everyone: *runs away and moves to Canada In hope that Hermione can't find them there*