Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Harry updated his status to: You're an ugly, fat punk, DRACO!!

Draco: you know I can see that

Dumbledore: you need to watch your language Mr. Potter

Harry: Never professor

Draco: PUNISH HIM, BIOTCH!! PUNISH HIM!!

Dumbledore: Watch your language, idiotic children.

Voldemort: YOU'RE IDIOTIC, BIOTCH!!

Draco: EXCUSE ME! I AM MORE BOOTYFUL THAN YOU, VOLDY!!

Voldemort: I was talking to your headmaster.

Draco: he won't be headmaster for long

Everyone: :O

Draco *shoots killing curse at Dumbledore and Dumbledore falls off the astronomy* ha ha ha >:]

Harry: -_-

Hermione: I will kill you

Ron: I'm at your front door, prepare to die.

Hermione: WAIT NO!

Ron: Why not? Don't tell me your in love with him

Draco: 😏

Hermione: ew no, I love you Ronald! And besides, I WANT TO KILL HIM TOO!! Wait for me!!!

Ron: aw 😘😍 and ok I'll wait

Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley have logged off

Harry: They're a badass couple

Draco: I HEAR POUNDING!!! HELP ME!!!

Harry: no........go die in a hole.

Author's Note
Sorry for the cuss word, I had to. It makes them even cooler than they already are 😎