Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Voldemort has updated his status to: Pfft Pfft Pfft

Harry: Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft

Hermione: Pft Pft Pft Pft

Lavender: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Fred: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

George: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Parvati: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Snape: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Dumbledore: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Seamus: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Ginny: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Draco: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Neville: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Luna: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Percy: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Cho: Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft Pft

Ron: are you guys high on drugs?

Voldemort: ._.

Harry: ._.

Hermione: ._.

Lavender: ._.

Fred: ._.

George: ._.

Parvati: ._.

Snape: ._.

Dumbledore: ._.

Seamus: ._.

Ginny: ._.

Draco: ._.

Neville: ._.

Luna: ._.

Percy: ._.

Cho: ._.

Dumbledore: but if you must know, Yes, I am high on drugs

Everyone except Voldy and Dumbledore: 0_o

Voldemort: me too, do you have any left. I ran out of drugs

Dumbledore: what kind, I've got all

Harry: since when was Dumbldore a savage?

Dumbledore: always child, now go away and let Voldy and I have some drugs

*everyone leaves in hope that this was all dream*