Luna has updated her status to: Who wants to buy a Nargle sandwhich?
Harry:........
Ron:.........
Hermione: Are they free?
Luna: no
Hermione: then no
Draco: it would make my bootyful hair look ugly and *shudders* oily
Lucius: WE MUSN'T HAVE THAT!!
Draco: Dad?
Lucius: Hello Son
Draco: not in front of my friends dad, GO AWAY
Lucius: BISH please! Who here is Draco's friend
Kreacher: I am an old pal of Draco
Lucius: anyone else
Harry: no
Lucius: so what should we talk about?
Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and 2 others have blocked Lucius Malfoy
Draco: >:] I'm probably gonna get grounded for this
Draco: My dad is at my door, what should I do?
Harry: Get you things and leave
Draco: *grabs all his things and flies away on a Firebolt*
Draco: so.......I need somwhere to stay
Mrs. Weasley: Come over to our house
Ron: MOTHER No!!! •_•
Draco: I'm behind you, Ron.
Ron: *turns back* MY EYES!! THEY'RE BURNING FROM THIS UGLINESS
Mrs. Weasley: Draco, Ron, and Ginny COME OUTSIDE
Ginny: Why do I have to suffer too?
Mrs. Weasley: because George has been tortured enough and no one else is home but you three and me.
Ron: we have to take a picture on a motor cycle ._.
Ginny: brb
Draco Malfoy, Ginerva Weasley, and Ronald Weasley have logged off
Harry: Hermione you here
Harry: Hermione?
Harry: HERMIONE!!!
Hermione: what do you want, Harry?
Harry: You
Hermione Granger has logged off because there's a creep on this chat and she's already married
Ronald Weasley, Ginerva Weasley, and Draco Malfoy have logged on
Harry: Can I see the picture
Draco: no
Ron: no
Harry: Why?
Draco: I look like a cow
Harry: so then you look like your normal self
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
Harry: the one that is trying to find you so he can kill you because you blocked him on Facebook®?
Draco: yes exactly so-- oh......
Ginny: wanna see the picture
Harry: YES
Ron: NO GINERVA NO
Ginny: well if you call me that, I guess I have to:
Harry: WHY U TOUCHING MY GIRL DRACO!?!?
Draco: cuz she's pretty
Harry: BACK OFF BISH
Draco: Ginny
Ginny: WHAT!?!?
Draco: Who do you like better, Harry or me?
Ginny: none. You're both stupid
Ronald Weasley and Ginerva Weasley have logged off because they're surrounded by idiots
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
RandomHere are a bunch of Facebook Chats between Harry Potter Characters.