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Luna has updated her status to: Who wants to buy a Nargle sandwhich?

Harry:........

Ron:.........

Hermione: Are they free?

Luna: no

Hermione: then no

Draco: it would make my bootyful hair look ugly and *shudders* oily

Lucius: WE MUSN'T HAVE THAT!!

Draco: Dad?

Lucius: Hello Son

Draco: not in front of my friends dad, GO AWAY

Lucius: BISH please! Who here is Draco's friend

Kreacher: I am an old pal of Draco

Lucius: anyone else

Harry: no

Lucius: so what should we talk about?

Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and 2 others have blocked Lucius Malfoy

Draco: >:] I'm probably gonna get grounded for this

Draco: My dad is at my door, what should I do?

Harry: Get you things and leave

Draco: *grabs all his things and flies away on a Firebolt*

Draco: so.......I need somwhere to stay

Mrs. Weasley: Come over to our house

Ron: MOTHER No!!! •_•

Draco: I'm behind you, Ron.

Ron: *turns back* MY EYES!! THEY'RE BURNING FROM THIS UGLINESS

Mrs. Weasley: Draco, Ron, and Ginny COME OUTSIDE

Ginny: Why do I have to suffer too?

Mrs. Weasley: because George has been tortured enough and no one else is home but you three and me.

Ron: we have to take a picture on a motor cycle ._.

Ginny: brb

Draco Malfoy, Ginerva Weasley, and Ronald Weasley have logged off

Harry: Hermione you here

Harry: Hermione?

Harry: HERMIONE!!!

Hermione: what do you want, Harry?

Harry: You

Hermione Granger has logged off because there's a creep on this chat and she's already married

Ronald Weasley, Ginerva Weasley, and Draco Malfoy have logged on

Harry: Can I see the picture

Draco: no

Ron: no

Harry: Why?

Draco: I look like a cow

Harry: so then you look like your normal self

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

Harry: the one that is trying to find you so he can kill you because you blocked him on Facebook®?

Draco: yes exactly so-- oh......

Ginny: wanna see the picture

Harry: YES

Ron: NO GINERVA NO

Ginny: well if you call me that, I guess I have to:

Ginny: well if you call me that, I guess I have to:

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

Harry: WHY U TOUCHING MY GIRL DRACO!?!?

Draco: cuz she's pretty

Harry: BACK OFF BISH

Draco: Ginny

Ginny: WHAT!?!?

Draco: Who do you like better, Harry or me?

Ginny: none. You're both stupid

Ronald Weasley and Ginerva Weasley have logged off because they're surrounded by idiots

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