Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Ron has updated his status to: im hawt, youre not

Harry: EXCUSE ME?!? I'm well known because I'm bootyful and hawt

Hermione: GRAMMAR ERRORS!!

Ron: ._. No one cares

Hermione: *growls*

Harry: o my jesus

Ron: LeviosA

Hermione: It's LeviOsa NOT LeviosA!!

Ron: ha ha ha

Ron: sorry I typed my status wrong

Ron has updated his status to: im hawt, youre not Voldy

Harry: oh..... HA HA HA HA!!! *points at Voldy*

Voldemort: I hate you all.....

Ron: we feel the same way about you

Voldemort: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! AVADA KEDE-

Hermione: NO NO NO! You're gonna kill someone like that Voldemort!

Voldemort: that's kinda the point

Hermione: Besides, it's KEDAVRA Not KEDEVRA!! Let me demonstrate, AVADA KEDAVRA!!

Voldemort: *dies*

Harry: I thought the chosen one was supposed to kill Voldy

Ron:..........look at the back page of the newspaper

Harry: how did they find out in a second

Hermione: I'm just really faboo

Harry: BUT I WANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!!

Ron: at least you're actually faboo

Hermione: I will murder you Ronald -_-

Harry: don't mess with the chosen one

Nagini: hiss! hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss? :(

Hermione: what?

Harry: she said, "No! Why would you do that? :(

Nagini: hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss! >:]

Hermione: translate

Harry: I will kill you for this! >:]

Hermione: SHE'S AT MY FRONT DOOR!! HELP ME!!

Harry: not so faboo now, huh?

Hermione: I'm going to die hating you ._.

Hedwig: hoot!

Ron: bloody hell