Once there was a potato named Aphtato, she was so bootiful and a fab potato. She was friends with Gartato, Gartato had a crush on Aphtato. Gartato soon told Aphtato his feelings! Aphtato accepted and they soon went on a date. Then Aartato came and got mad. Before the date Aartato offered Gartato to go somewhere with him. Aartato was so jealous, he took Gartato to the..... DUN DUN DUN, MCDONALDS FRYER OMG!1!1!1!!11! Then Aphtato came and saw Aartato almost dropping Gartato to the fryer! Aphtato tried to grab Gartato but Aartato wouldn't let her past! Any last words? Aartato says. *titanic music* "Aphtato my beautiful potato Senpai I will always love you please don't forget mEeeeeEEE" Gartato says as he is being dropped into the fryer. Aphtato cries tater tears. Aartato pulls Gartato out he is now fryed. Gartato/Frytato had one single grease tear ~_~; . The End