Green Eggs and Dan 2

Phil and the mystery shots

One day Phil Lester woke up, he felt very satisfied and very good about himself he let out a yawn and shifted a little, he then realized his pillow was moving!! He lifted his head and looked at the pillow he examined it and realized it wasn't a pillow.. And he wasn't in his bed! He was in Dan's Bed laying his head on Dan's Lower tummy!! He was startled then felt a blush on his face. He smirked and took a peek down Dan's underwear "ha ha ha.. Haaaaa" Phil laughed And then put a hand on Dan's Exposed belly.. It was STILL ROCK HARD from the Donald Trump incident, "LMAO MAN" Phil said sexually, licking his lips. Dan woke up "hey hot stuff LMAO!" Dan said seeming hyper, "you really know how to park the car in the garage if you know what I mean!" Dan shouted, looking at the ceiling.. "Dan what are you looking at?.."
Dan looked at Phil.
"Just checking for ur mum" Dan said smiling,
"So Phil, first time without a hamster yo!!"
They high fived

"Haha not for long"
A voice creeped from the Hat on the floor, "WHAT THE FUCK HAHA!" Dan laughed "lmao who is even there ha!" Phil added, the hat moved and then DONALD J TRUMP! JUMPED Out OF THE HAT! "Hey boys!" He said wearing nothing but a plaid diaper, "team pelvis has healed I see.." Said Phil sitting up beside Dan "fully ;)" trump winked

"So you boys consider my offer??! Ha!?"

"We already told you RONALD GUMP! We aren't interested in helping you!"
Dan defended once again throwing out a dimply smile,
"Yeah! You look like a fugly Hamster covered in.. Well you know ;)" Dan And Phil snickered at eachother
"Well in that case.. EAT MY HARRY PITS!!" Donald lifted his arms revealing his Harry arm pits,
"TAKE A SHOWER NOW!" Dan screamed, his voice cracking.
"Oh.. Um okay.."
Donald seemed sad,
He turned and went into the bathroom, ran the water and showered cleaning his Harry pink armpits.. While he did that Dan and Phil had Cheeky bum sex. (wOW!)

Donald came back and smiled lifting his arms
"Better?"
He laughed maniacally "Much" Dan and Phil said, simultaneously.
"But wait now I can't fight you with the wrath of my dreadful armpit hair!"
"Ha ha exactly!!"
Phil said screeching at trump!
Phil then got up and took some shots of whiskey then he burped in trumps face
"Erotic"
Dan commented #bonertime was all that was going through his head
"That was really enjoyable"
Donald said shedding a few tears,
Phil then kicked trump in his ball sac, "ha now your hamster is dead!" He screamed, Dan and Phil then rolled trump out The window, "TIME FOR YOU TO GOTTA BLAST TRUMPSTER!" They said!
"Fuck no." Trump said blankly as he fell
"Dan. Give me your penis" said Phil.
Dan pulled out some shampoo a sprayed it down his pants,
"This is going to be peachy ;) ;)"
Dan and Phil turn to the camera and say "GOTTA BLAST xD"
Phil attacks Dan and..
Haha well.. You know the rest ;)

The end

Inspired by: @RobertIDK

Written for J_anne88  girl I'll never change I promise on the grave of.. All those hamsters yo♥️