My Diet Diary

Eggy

Dear diary,

At school:

I'm so sorry for abandoned you for a week, I was really busy with school and homeworks. Anyway, I'm going to tell you what happened last week. You know that Alexander 'the great' said that he is going to get me back for the thing I did. Well, he didn't do shit and it's making me scared like hell. At school I was so over protected, until my friends felt weird about my acted.

"Jessica!" I called after her. She was basically standing still in front of her locker while her eyes kept gaseing over Manson. Who is he? He's basically a jock-nerd or a smart jock. Well, he is a football player and always aces in every freaking test. It's not fair when you have two specialties at once.

She shook her head at me."hey,"

"Seriously, go talk to him," I commend her.

"Well... I...I," I walked across the room with my cheeks pale red and my fat body was shivering. Wait, what am I doing? I arrived in front of Manson. He was arranging his books on his locker and without an acknowledgement from him I grabbed his rough hand as he was shocked for my actions. With all my force, I sprint-ly pushed him really hard till Jessica and his meat face to face.

"Cupid in the house baby," I said with joy. They were silent and awkwardly stood in front of each other. I whispered to Jessica," say something and don't run. If you flick, I will kill you," I moved away and raise an eyebrow at her. She rolled her eyes at me.

When I was on my way I glance over to them, and thanks to me, they actually talked and he grinned and she laughed like a lot. Oh my, so sweet right. High-five Veronica. To my surprise, when I turned back in front I bumped into Toby.

What did I do? Well of course I casually stood still like a freaking statue in front of him. He said sorry to me then walked away. I know right, pathetic me. After a minute of standing and realizing that I am an idiot, Stephen came across me.

"Dude, you okay?" He asked.

"Yeah, I just bumped into T then he walked pass me with an apology," he chuckled. He knew that 'T' is represented as Tobby cause it is against the law of girls and gossipers to say his name aloud. I mean, imagine if I said it out loud and he heard or some bitches hear it... my reputation as a lonely fat bitch will only get worse every millisecond.

Moving on...

Stephan starts talking about his parents dragging him to his cousin's wedding, which is not cool. Why?

Well, I still remember during his fifth grade, he broke his arm because of his cousin 'Leo'. He was three years older than him. What happened was, Leo bought a new skateboard and show it off like a fucking jerk to him. Stephan parents does not afford to buy any shit that time. So he had to eat everything from scratch and sometimes or most of the times he would have dinner with me and my family. Let's just say he was like my brother.

Anyway, when Leo shows it off, Stephan got really jealous cause he always wanted a skateboard. He kept his jealousy inside of him for about 30 minutes. Until that one moment, Leo started talking about how poor Stephen really is, Stephan got mad and started punching him onto the face. Luck for Leo, he got off by swinging to the side, causing Stephan to have high momentum to reach the road street and got hit by a car.

He stable few weeks later, but still can't get over by those mean words. Since the accident, he never wants to see Leo again. But don't worry, Stephan's family is rich as fuck now because, his father invented a software for Apple user.

When we got to the class, I sat beside him. Mr Tucker was talking shit about limit and stuff. In about 20 minutes later, the door open, revealing what seems to be a guy in a leather jacket and skinny pants lurking inside Mr Tucker class. Mr Tucker froze and smile sinisterly.

"Wow, you so early," and he replied,"thanks"

What a bitch. Well, that bitch was actually Alexander so you understand. He stroke in and sit beside me. Mr Tucker pursuit ignoring that annoying bitch.

As class goes on a paper fell onto my desk making me jump scares. I open it and it stated.

"You're dead

-Love Alex"

First of all, yes, it was a later from Alex. Second, when I turned to him, he was smiling like those creepy movies were an old lady sitting on a lazy chair sewing something, and when I looked at her she got these facial saying I'm going to eat you. That's made me goosebumps and unfocused during calculus explanation. Third and finally, love???

When I got back home, I was still in peaces. Thank god.

Home:

My window always opens during the night time cause I love the cold night breeze. When I was on my bed, reading 'Friends Code', my focus has been distracted by an object curving from my window to the floor, and it produces a bunch of creaking sound. As I was curious, I threw away the book and saw a bunch of raw eggs laying on the floor. I was so angry and confused, so I lurked over the window and saw Alexander standing from his porch, shirtless, holding a box of eggs in his right hand and two eggs wiggling on his left hand. I know right what the shit. Anyway, as it gets worse, he threw another egg and it flies across the 10 foot space and it smashed into my head real hard. It hurt me so bad. The slime start sliding down from my forehead to my top lip. Without my conscious another egg was flying and hit my neck. I screamed and he started laughing so hard till he have to kneel down. I curse to him so bad and shut the window like a thunderstorms going to come.

I can still smell the stain on my white carpet too. I'm so going to get him next time.

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