This is the legend of Hacob's Cave
[it is a mild summer afternoon. brooke ambrose is on a refreshing hike, making her way up to sartorius peak, where Hacob's cave is. she has packed her camera, water, protein bars, and a flashlight. as brooke climbs higher and higher, the mountain becomes eerily quiet. she was expecting a flood of tourists to be up on the peak, but instead was met with a vacant silence. brooke finally find the entrance to the cave. she ventures in, and despite her fear of the dark, she pushes forward and begins her exploration.]
brooke: [awkward nonsensical echoing mumbling]
brooke: i agree.
?: [silent slithering]
brooke: [freezes] did i just.......... no.
?: [slither slither]
brooke: [LOUD ECHO} WISH I'D BROUGHT MY SLIP N' SLIDE
?: [awakens]
brooke ambrose: [eyes wide for seeing in darkeness] W H O
?: [eyes glowing] h e l l o b r o o k e .
brooke: wherr are
brokke: [SHOW YOUR FACE]
?: [snakily slithers out of nest hole deep in cave]
brok: ooooooooooooo
JACOB: [INTENSE HIGH PITCHED WAILING ROCKS CRUMBLE CAVE ENTRANCE COLLAPSE} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BROOK: [SCREAMING] W H E R E I S M Y F I E R I \///////////////
[A GIGANTIC BONY SNAKE CRAWLS OUT OOF A HOLE. IT IS JACOB. HIS EYES ARE BULGING AND GLOWING YELLOW AND HE OPENES HIS SPIDER EXTENDABLE MOUTH TOWARDS BROOKE. BROOKE ISCOWERING ON THE FLOOR OF THE CAVE POLLENATING OUT OF PANIC
WHERE IS MY FIERI WHERE IS MY FIERI WHERE IS MY FIERI]
jacob: [unusually soft whistling whisper undertones of bass vocal chords] ʇsǝu ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯoɔlǝʍ
brooke: w h y d o y o u t a l k u p s i d e d o w n
jacob: ssǝuıɹǝʍolɟ ɹnoʎ ɟo llɐ lɐǝʇs oʇ ǝɯ ʍollɐ
brooke: [screamiNg] W H E RE I S MY F I E R I GI V E M E M Y F I E R I
jacob: [slimy hand erupts from side and is holding guy fieri] ʇı dǝǝʞ uɐɔ noʎ
jacob: [fangs start to grow and slowly become larger and larger]
jacob: [now able to suck blood]
jacob; ǝʇɐuop
[brooke is slowly ascending towards the top of the cave ceiling. she is still pollenating and the air in the sealed off cave is slowly becoming yellow with expelled pollen. the jacob snake appears to be affected by this]
jacob: [twisting around snakily, his eleven arms flailing. guy fire is still grasped in one of them enjoying the ride]
jacob: HHHHHHOOOOOOOOᴚ⅁
[the pollen in the air appears to be fusing to jacob's exterior shell. a pollen wall is starting to build up around fire, protecting his from the falling cave rocks]
fierre: [warbling]
jacob: ƎϽNƎϽSƎᴚԀ ʎW NI Ǝ⊥∀NƎ⅂⅂OԀ ∩Oʎ Ǝᴚ∀ᗡ MOH
jaCOB: ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ᴚƎᗡ∩ᴚ⊥NI ƎH⊥ ʞϽ∀⊥⊥∀ :SNOINIW
BROOKE: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
[FIERI IS NOW FLAILING. HE IS TOSSED ASIDE AS THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MINI JACOB SPIREDS CRAW OUT OF CAVE CREVICES AND SURROUND BROOKE. THE SNAKE IS MAKING A DEAFENING CACKLING SOUND, BUT THE POLLEN IS STILL EATING AWAY AT HIS LIMBS. THE SPIDERS ADVANCE TOWARDS BROKE]
BROOKE: I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. JACOB IS ALL.
SPIDERS: [WORDS COVERED IN SPIDERWEBS] J̶̷̲̅O̶̷̲̅I̶̷̲̅N̶̷̲̅ ̶̷̲̅U̶̷̲̅S̶̷̲̅
BROOKE: ALLOW ME TO STARE INTO YOUR EYES
[THE JACOB SNAKE TURNS TOWARDS BROOKE. HE WAS ABOUT TO SWALLOW FIERI WHOLE. HIS EYES ARE MULTIPLYING. JACOB STARES AT BROOKE AND BROOKE STARES BACK.]
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all: [self-implosion]
NEGATIVE LENGTH WORLD
