My Dad (DEADPOOL) thinks he killed this fucker francis. That bitch is still very alive. so I'm out killing people to find Francis. what? There bad anyway. They-(GCO)
Justin: LANGUAGE PLEASE
Me: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP-- why are you here
Justin: my mettle dad back there bring me problem
Me: yup your in my -(GCO)
Deadpool: heeelllllooooo
Me : hi dad ( fake smile)
Justin:(mumbles) faker
Me: ( death glare)
Deadpool : I'm goin back
TWO HOURS LATER
There both sitting on the couch
Me: stop touching me
Justin: I'm not touching you
Me: bitch I see your finger right there
Justin: not touching u
Me: DAD CAN I KILL HIM
Deadpool:(walks in) can you get along
Me: hell no, NOW CAN I KILL HIM PLZ
Deadpool: yes ,fine, do what you want.
Justin: (gasps puts his hand on his chest and looks surprised) "what why would you want to kill wittle ole me"
Dead pool: your dead(walks always)
Me: cock shot ( punches him in his area super hard) I think ill spare you let you live
Justin:( laying on the floor) F-f-f-fuck you
Me: why would I let you do that (walks away)nasty
